{"id":1593,"date":"2008-02-11T23:51:17","date_gmt":"2008-02-12T06:51:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1593"},"modified":"2008-02-11T23:51:17","modified_gmt":"2008-02-12T06:51:17","slug":"shut-up-mac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1593","title":{"rendered":"“Shut up, Mac!”"},"content":{"rendered":"

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O. Friggin’ K.\u00a0 I hear you LOUD AND CLEAR.<\/p>\n

I’m done.<\/p>\n

This is THEE last time this damn laptop is going back to HP.<\/p>\n

Stupid ass POS! Every time it goes into hibernation mode, I not only lose the wireless connection, now the damn screen won’t turn back on. AT ALL.\u00a0 And the Bill Gates fix-all (turn off and on until it’s fixed) doesn’t even work anymore!<\/p>\n

I’m laptopless *wiggling eyebrows* for awhile since I am sending this one back.<\/p>\n

Now I need to REBACKUP stuff and delete all the damn porn off this thing!<\/p>\n

Go ahead, “Told you so, should have bought a Mac!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

O. Friggin’ K.\u00a0 I hear you LOUD AND CLEAR. I’m done. This is THEE last time this damn laptop is going back to HP. Stupid ass POS! Every time it goes into hibernation mode, I not only lose the wireless connection, now the damn screen won’t turn back on. AT ALL.\u00a0 And the Bill Gates fix-all (turn off and on until it’s fixed) doesn’t even work anymore! I’m laptopless *wiggling eyebrows* for awhile since I am sending this one back. Now I need to REBACKUP stuff and delete all the damn porn off this thing! Go ahead, “Told you so, should have bought a Mac!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}