{"id":1592,"date":"2008-02-11T02:17:34","date_gmt":"2008-02-11T09:17:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1592"},"modified":"2008-02-11T02:17:34","modified_gmt":"2008-02-11T09:17:34","slug":"memories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1592","title":{"rendered":"Memories"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“What can I do to make you feel better?”
\n“Go get coffee.”
\n“Huh? How will that make you feel\u00a0 better?”
\n“Go get coffee.”
\n“Alright.”
\n*staggering down to casino and drank two cups of coffee*
\n“Where did you go?”
\n“I went to go get coffee.”
\n“Why did you do that?”
\n“You told me to go get coffee!”
\n“I said, GO GET COMFY!”<\/p>\n

2 days later and all that captain is finally out of my system…and I haven’t had coffee since then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“What can I do to make you feel better?” “Go get coffee.” “Huh? How will that make you feel\u00a0 better?” “Go get coffee.” “Alright.” *staggering down to casino and drank two cups of coffee* “Where did you go?” “I went to go get coffee.” “Why did you do that?” “You told me to go get coffee!” “I said, GO GET COMFY!” 2 days later and all that captain is finally out of my system…and I haven’t had coffee since then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}