In honor of Dooce’s “How to Annoy Me” I have come up with my own version of that.
\nIt’s the KNOCK IT OFF! part of my blog.<\/p>\n
When you use the shaving cream in the shower, don’t put it on the floor, shelves or bench part. Please put it on the ‘oh shit i just slipped in the shower and can’t get up’ handle.
\nYou are leaving rust colored rings in the shower.<\/p>\n
I said this nicely because if you actually saw how bad the shower and toilet look right now, you would be calling my house saying, “HELLO! KETTLE!?”<\/p>\n
Oh, and can you please start using the good razors? the ones you use on your face are just not getting the right angle of my legs. Next week I will ask if you could also start using the shaving cream that has moisterizer in it. They’re the ones in the pink bottle ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
In honor of Dooce’s “How to Annoy Me” I have come up with my own version of that. It’s the KNOCK IT OFF! part of my blog. When you use the shaving cream in the shower, don’t put it on the floor, shelves or bench part. Please put it on the ‘oh shit i just slipped in the shower and can’t get up’ handle. You are leaving rust colored rings in the shower. I said this nicely because if you actually saw how bad the shower and toilet look right now, you would be calling my house saying, “HELLO! KETTLE!?” Oh, and can you please start using the good razors? the ones you use on your face are just not getting the right angle of my legs. Next week I will ask if you could also start using the shaving cream that has moisterizer in it. They’re the ones in the pink bottle ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}