{"id":1558,"date":"2007-12-13T18:59:15","date_gmt":"2007-12-14T01:59:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1558"},"modified":"2007-12-13T19:00:12","modified_gmt":"2007-12-14T02:00:12","slug":"maybe-its-the-dayquil-talkin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1558","title":{"rendered":"Maybe it’s the Dayquil talkin.."},"content":{"rendered":"

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“When did locking your kids in their room get such a bad rap?” -My So-Called Life.<\/p>\n

And to add to that little diddy, when did duct tape over the mouth and beating them unconscious get a bad rap?<\/p>\n

How many times a day do I have to think, “Dear Lord, is this day over yet?”<\/p>\n

…….Ugh………..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“When did locking your kids in their room get such a bad rap?” -My So-Called Life. And to add to that little diddy, when did duct tape over the mouth and beating them unconscious get a bad rap? How many times a day do I have to think, “Dear Lord, is this day over yet?” …….Ugh………..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}