{"id":1540,"date":"2007-11-12T23:07:42","date_gmt":"2007-11-13T06:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1540"},"modified":"2007-11-12T23:07:42","modified_gmt":"2007-11-13T06:07:42","slug":"if-my-weekend-was-more-exciting-i-would-probably-explode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1540","title":{"rendered":"If my weekend was more exciting I would probably explode."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Did you detect the sarcasm?<\/p>\n

Saturday Shaun and I went on our thrift store hunt.\u00a0 He manages to find really cool clothes and I end up looking at coffee cups and purses from the 70’s.\u00a0 I’m the worst thrift shopper in history.<\/p>\n

It seems like every time I go in those stores the smell makes me have to poop. I walk around with stomach cramps and then go franticly searching for Shaun. “I’m done. Let’s go.”
\nThis time it wasn’t so bad. I was on a search for something particular. Shea has decided she wants a fake fur jacket. I searched every shop and didn’t find any her size that was under 30 bucks.\u00a0 In the process I found an old coffee cup that looked like the one my grandmother had.\u00a0 After I found that, I decided that I am going to find ALL those coffee cups and spend all my .50 on them.<\/p>\n

Six thrift stores later, I had two cups.<\/p>\n

I’m tellin’ ya…thee worst thrift shopper. EVER.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Did you detect the sarcasm? Saturday Shaun and I went on our thrift store hunt.\u00a0 He manages to find really cool clothes and I end up looking at coffee cups and purses from the 70’s.\u00a0 I’m the worst thrift shopper in history. It seems like every time I go in those stores the smell makes me have to poop. I walk around with stomach cramps and then go franticly searching for Shaun. “I’m done. Let’s go.” This time it wasn’t so bad. I was on a search for something particular. Shea has decided she wants a fake fur jacket. I searched every shop and didn’t find any her size that was under 30 bucks.\u00a0 In the process I found an old coffee cup that looked like the one my grandmother had.\u00a0 After I found that, I decided that I am going to find ALL those coffee cups and spend all my .50 on them. Six thrift stores later, I had two cups. I’m tellin’ ya…thee worst thrift shopper. EVER.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}