{"id":1538,"date":"2007-11-07T21:11:30","date_gmt":"2007-11-08T04:11:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1538"},"modified":"2007-11-07T21:11:30","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T04:11:30","slug":"anxiety","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1538","title":{"rendered":"Anxiety"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Back to the list of words.\u00a0 I’ve been stuck on Anxiety.\u00a0 You would think I would have a 5000 word essay on anxiety, but honestly, I’m so tired of it. I am tired of saying it. I’m tired of hearing it. I’m tired of having it.<\/p>\n

I called the head doctor about it. “up the dosage.”\u00a0 I don’t WANT to up the dosage, I want to OFF the dosage. You would think they would remember that.<\/p>\n

I went to the other doctor. She said, “You’re 35. Things are changing.”\u00a0 Why did that sound like a death sentence? I’ve always embraced my age.\u00a0 Now all the sudden it’s the kiss of death for my emotional stability?
\nGah.<\/p>\n

I’ve got better things to write about. Like…like…*throwing hands up in the air* Maybe not. Maybe all the news I have for you today is that I got my coochie exam and my breasts fondled.<\/p>\n

*Curtsy*<\/p>\n

And that is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Back to the list of words.\u00a0 I’ve been stuck on Anxiety.\u00a0 You would think I would have a 5000 word essay on anxiety, but honestly, I’m so tired of it. I am tired of saying it. I’m tired of hearing it. I’m tired of having it. I called the head doctor about it. “up the dosage.”\u00a0 I don’t WANT to up the dosage, I want to OFF the dosage. You would think they would remember that. I went to the other doctor. She said, “You’re 35. Things are changing.”\u00a0 Why did that sound like a death sentence? I’ve always embraced my age.\u00a0 Now all the sudden it’s the kiss of death for my emotional stability? Gah. I’ve got better things to write about. Like…like…*throwing hands up in the air* Maybe not. Maybe all the news I have for you today is that I got my coochie exam and my breasts fondled. *Curtsy* And that is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1538"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}