{"id":1534,"date":"2007-11-05T15:40:21","date_gmt":"2007-11-05T22:40:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1534"},"modified":"2007-11-05T15:40:21","modified_gmt":"2007-11-05T22:40:21","slug":"myspaceoh-the-things-you-read","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1534","title":{"rendered":"MySpace..oh the things you read."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My daughter, Alyx has a MySpace page. I keep a VERY close eye on her and what she puts up and who is on her list.\u00a0 She usually only goes on it to read emails from her pen pal.<\/p>\n<p>Today she posted a bulletin. It&#8217;s the &#8216;First Reaction&#8217; bulletin and what she does is reads the word and then puts in her first &#8216;thought&#8217; after she reads it.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><font size=\"2\">7. Steroids: &#8212;boots<br \/>\nI have no idea where this came from.<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/li>\n<li><font size=\"2\">9. The President:mean<br \/>\nI would have went with &#8216;dumb&#8217;, but &#8216;mean&#8217; works.<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/li>\n<li><font size=\"2\">14. Bon Jovi: who?<br \/>\nHow old I am feeling right now?<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/li>\n<li><font size=\"2\">25. Donald Trump:  old?<br \/>\n*giggle* I actually just put that in there because I thought that was funny!!<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><font size=\"2\">31. Pajamas:mom<br \/>\nAnd then this is where the laughter stops.\u00a0 How sad that is the first thought my daughter has when she hears the word &#8216;pajamas&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>*shrug*\u00a0 I&#8217;m known for my pajamas.\u00a0 It could have been worse, she could have had me listed under &#8216;alcohol&#8217;.<br \/>\n<\/font><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My daughter, Alyx has a MySpace page. I keep a VERY close eye on her and what she puts up and who is on her list.\u00a0 She usually only goes on it to read emails from her pen pal. Today she posted a bulletin. It&#8217;s the &#8216;First Reaction&#8217; bulletin and what she does is reads the word and then puts in her first &#8216;thought&#8217; after she reads it. 7. Steroids: &#8212;boots I have no idea where this came from. 9. The President:mean I would have went with &#8216;dumb&#8217;, but &#8216;mean&#8217; works. 14. Bon Jovi: who? How old I am feeling right now? 25. Donald Trump: old? *giggle* I actually just put that in there because I thought that was funny!! 31. Pajamas:mom And then this is where the laughter stops.\u00a0 How sad that is the first thought my daughter has when she hears the word &#8216;pajamas&#8217;. *shrug*\u00a0 I&#8217;m known for my pajamas.\u00a0 It could have been worse, she could have had me listed under &#8216;alcohol&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1534\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}