{"id":1529,"date":"2007-10-27T04:51:22","date_gmt":"2007-10-27T11:51:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1529"},"modified":"2007-10-27T04:51:22","modified_gmt":"2007-10-27T11:51:22","slug":"its-443-am-i-havent-fallen-asleep-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1529","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s 4:43 am. I haven&#8217;t fallen asleep yet."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, you read that right&#8230;4:43 AM as in &#8220;Rise and Shine!&#8221; AM.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s really not the worst part.<\/p>\n<p>I have the theme to, <em>The Greatest American Hero,<\/em> caught in my head.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously? Isn&#8217;t it enough that I can&#8217;t sleep? Why in the world would I be cursed by knowing WORD FOR WORD the theme song to one of the stupidest 80&#8217;s sitcoms?\u00a0 Okay, it wasn&#8217;t THAT lame, but the theme song? Come on now.<\/p>\n<p>I thought writing about it would get it to go away, but now suddenly I now have 4 part harmony and a Bose sound quality in my noggin.<\/p>\n<p>When I do sleep, please let it be good dreams. Please? Too much to ask for?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, you read that right&#8230;4:43 AM as in &#8220;Rise and Shine!&#8221; AM. That&#8217;s really not the worst part. I have the theme to, The Greatest American Hero, caught in my head. Seriously? Isn&#8217;t it enough that I can&#8217;t sleep? Why in the world would I be cursed by knowing WORD FOR WORD the theme song to one of the stupidest 80&#8217;s sitcoms?\u00a0 Okay, it wasn&#8217;t THAT lame, but the theme song? Come on now. I thought writing about it would get it to go away, but now suddenly I now have 4 part harmony and a Bose sound quality in my noggin. When I do sleep, please let it be good dreams. Please? Too much to ask for?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}