{"id":1517,"date":"2007-10-16T14:13:13","date_gmt":"2007-10-16T21:13:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1517"},"modified":"2007-10-23T00:56:34","modified_gmt":"2007-10-23T07:56:34","slug":"almost-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1517","title":{"rendered":"Almost There."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m getting closer to being finished with the kitchen. The sucky part is when I post the pictures, you won&#8217;t be able to smell the clean goodness of the floor and counters?<br \/>\nI know. Go open up some cleaning stuff and take a whiff.  That&#8217;s what my hair and fingers smell like.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and while I am on my pilgrimage, I have decided that there are somethings our world can do without.  I&#8217;m not talking about health care reform or a cleaner ozone. Let the big dogs take care of that.<\/p>\n<p>Me&#8230;I&#8217;m REALLY thinking that the US of A and pretty much ALL of the world can do without seeing one more Chris Crocker video.  I&#8217;m not even going to link you to any, because if you have been blessed by the heavens to NOT have seen his rant about &#8216;stop picking on Britney&#8217;, then by all that is holy&#8230;DON&#8217;T START NOW.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure his mother is SO proud. *cough<strong>not<\/strong>cough*<\/p>\n<p>Back to cleaning&#8230;pictures later tonight. Feel free to rant about the crap we can do without. Minus the deep stuff because my head will explode.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m getting closer to being finished with the kitchen. The sucky part is when I post the pictures, you won&#8217;t be able to smell the clean goodness of the floor and counters? I know. Go open up some cleaning stuff and take a whiff. That&#8217;s what my hair and fingers smell like. Oh, and while I am on my pilgrimage, I have decided that there are somethings our world can do without. I&#8217;m not talking about health care reform or a cleaner ozone. Let the big dogs take care of that. Me&#8230;I&#8217;m REALLY thinking that the US of A and pretty much ALL of the world can do without seeing one more Chris Crocker video. I&#8217;m not even going to link you to any, because if you have been blessed by the heavens to NOT have seen his rant about &#8216;stop picking on Britney&#8217;, then by all that is holy&#8230;DON&#8217;T START NOW. I&#8217;m sure his mother is SO proud. *coughnotcough* Back to cleaning&#8230;pictures later tonight. Feel free to rant about the crap we can do without. Minus the deep stuff because my head will explode.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1517"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1517\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}