{"id":150,"date":"2005-03-10T14:51:32","date_gmt":"2005-03-10T21:51:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=150"},"modified":"2006-04-03T18:48:02","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T01:48:02","slug":"metal-mouth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=150","title":{"rendered":"Metal Mouth"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nbraces<\/a>
\nOriginally uploaded by randomandodd<\/a>.<\/p>\n

When Kara was 10 she had odomtoma.<\/p>\n

(i’ve tried blogging this 5 different times and there is NO way to make Odomtoma funny so I’m going to give you the short version)<\/p>\n

Front tooth falls out. No tooth comes in to replace it. X-ray. LOOK, it’s a mass of small teeth not allowing tooth to come down. Remove mass. Wait for tooth to come down. LOSE DENTAL INSURANCE. Sixth grade now. NO FRONT TOOTH.<\/p>\n

It’s been almost three years and I took her yesterday because we are 3 weeks away from having dental insurance.<\/p>\n

She needs braces. Yeah, kinda figured that out when her eye tooth started taking the place of her front tooth.<\/p>\n

Good news: Once the braces start making room, her tooth WILL come in.<\/p>\n

Bad news: “Hey,Brace Face!”<\/p>\n

Yeah, I’m already gearing her up for the teasing by making fun of her already.<\/p>\n

She should be happy that she’s getting braces.<\/p>\n

I won’t be able to call her Shrek anymore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

braces Originally uploaded by randomandodd. When Kara was 10 she had odomtoma. (i’ve tried blogging this 5 different times and there is NO way to make Odomtoma funny so I’m going to give you the short version) Front tooth falls out. No tooth comes in to replace it. X-ray. LOOK, it’s a mass of small teeth not allowing tooth to come down. Remove mass. Wait for tooth to come down. LOSE DENTAL INSURANCE. Sixth grade now. NO FRONT TOOTH. It’s been almost three years and I took her yesterday because we are 3 weeks away from having dental insurance. She needs braces. Yeah, kinda figured that out when her eye tooth started taking the place of her front tooth. Good news: Once the braces start making room, her tooth WILL come in. Bad news: “Hey,Brace Face!” Yeah, I’m already gearing her up for the teasing by making fun of her already. She should be happy that she’s getting braces. I won’t be able to call her Shrek anymore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}