{"id":1497,"date":"2007-09-18T22:12:37","date_gmt":"2007-09-19T05:12:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1497"},"modified":"2007-10-23T01:04:23","modified_gmt":"2007-10-23T08:04:23","slug":"misunderstandingsas-always","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1497","title":{"rendered":"Misunderstandings&#8230;as always."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Cita was telling me a story that her husband was telling her.<br \/>\nHe was talking about a show he saw in Las Vegas and he was describing what was was going on and said, &#8220;Then the people came out and were Flamingo dancing&#8230;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Cita interrupted him and said, &#8220;Flamingo dancing? You mean Flamenco dancing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She said she gave him shit about it all day.  I then admitted I thought it was Flamingo dancing too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Kristine, I can&#8217;t believe it, YOU TOO?  I have a huge portrait hanging in my house with a Flamenco dancer with the word FLAMENCO on it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I just thought it was a fancy-shmancy way of saying, &#8216;Flamingo&#8217;.&#8221;  I admit.<br \/>\nOkay, fess up&#8230;did you know it was Flamenco and not Flamingo?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Cita was telling me a story that her husband was telling her. He was talking about a show he saw in Las Vegas and he was describing what was was going on and said, &#8220;Then the people came out and were Flamingo dancing&#8230;.&#8221; &#8216;Cita interrupted him and said, &#8220;Flamingo dancing? You mean Flamenco dancing?&#8221; She said she gave him shit about it all day. I then admitted I thought it was Flamingo dancing too.&#8221; &#8220;Kristine, I can&#8217;t believe it, YOU TOO? I have a huge portrait hanging in my house with a Flamenco dancer with the word FLAMENCO on it.&#8221; &#8220;I just thought it was a fancy-shmancy way of saying, &#8216;Flamingo&#8217;.&#8221; I admit. Okay, fess up&#8230;did you know it was Flamenco and not Flamingo?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1497"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1497\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}