{"id":1495,"date":"2007-09-17T16:42:13","date_gmt":"2007-09-17T23:42:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1495"},"modified":"2007-10-23T01:05:58","modified_gmt":"2007-10-23T08:05:58","slug":"garble-garbledrowninggarble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1495","title":{"rendered":"Garble Garble…drowning…garble…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This weekend: Shot a wedding, shot twins, shot my family, shot Shaun’s family.<\/p>\n

Officially HATE taking pictures now.<\/p>\n

My tooth is so abscessed that ‘it’s a wonder I’m not dead’.<\/p>\n

The brakes that were just installed began smoking outside the dentists office (no, i’m not even going to make a joke about that either)<\/p>\n

Can you say, “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!” ???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This weekend: Shot a wedding, shot twins, shot my family, shot Shaun’s family. Officially HATE taking pictures now. My tooth is so abscessed that ‘it’s a wonder I’m not dead’. The brakes that were just installed began smoking outside the dentists office (no, i’m not even going to make a joke about that either) Can you say, “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!” ???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}