{"id":1492,"date":"2007-09-12T22:22:40","date_gmt":"2007-09-13T05:22:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1492"},"modified":"2007-10-23T01:07:13","modified_gmt":"2007-10-23T08:07:13","slug":"karma-wastes-no-time-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1492","title":{"rendered":"Karma wastes no time on me."},"content":{"rendered":"

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(taken last night after I tried to get up and fell back down)<\/p>\n

Shaun was in the bathroom, bent over getting the last remaining pieces of Q-tips and hair balls the size of small dogs from behind the toilet when I walked up behind him quietly and grabbed his ass while yelling, “GOOSE!”
\nHe smacked his noggin on the toilet!<\/p>\n

“OH GOD, Shaun, I’m sorry!”
\n“Ouch. I hit my eye!”
\n*evil giggling* “I’m SOO sorry. I scared you huh?”
\n“No.”
\nI scared him.
\nI’m doing that internal giggling as I walk down the hallway to use the other bathroom and run SMACK into the vacuum cleaner.<\/p>\n

Karma. She’s a bitch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(taken last night after I tried to get up and fell back down) Shaun was in the bathroom, bent over getting the last remaining pieces of Q-tips and hair balls the size of small dogs from behind the toilet when I walked up behind him quietly and grabbed his ass while yelling, “GOOSE!” He smacked his noggin on the toilet! “OH GOD, Shaun, I’m sorry!” “Ouch. I hit my eye!” *evil giggling* “I’m SOO sorry. I scared you huh?” “No.” I scared him. I’m doing that internal giggling as I walk down the hallway to use the other bathroom and run SMACK into the vacuum cleaner. Karma. She’s a bitch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1492"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}