{"id":1491,"date":"2007-09-11T23:16:44","date_gmt":"2007-09-12T06:16:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1491"},"modified":"2007-10-23T01:07:52","modified_gmt":"2007-10-23T08:07:52","slug":"conversations-the-random-and-odd-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1491","title":{"rendered":"Conversations @ the Random and Odd House"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“Kristine.”
\n“Yep.”
\n[Big Eyes — I’m in trouble]
\n“Kristine…how many containers of product would you guess are in the shower?”
\n[covering my eyes — I’m in trouble]
\n“Just guess. How many bottles of WHATEVER in there; shampoo, conditioner, soaps. How many would you guess?”
\n[peeking out from hands]
\n“THIRTY FIVE! There are THIRTY FIVE BOTTLES OF STUFF IN THE SHOWER! That is a bottle for every year you have been alive.”
\n[mumble something about him taking out the trash in there]
\n“That’s it. I’m going to shower in the sink for now on.”<\/p>\n

My sister is a hairdresser. I can’t help it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Kristine.” “Yep.” [Big Eyes — I’m in trouble] “Kristine…how many containers of product would you guess are in the shower?” [covering my eyes — I’m in trouble] “Just guess. How many bottles of WHATEVER in there; shampoo, conditioner, soaps. How many would you guess?” [peeking out from hands] “THIRTY FIVE! There are THIRTY FIVE BOTTLES OF STUFF IN THE SHOWER! That is a bottle for every year you have been alive.” [mumble something about him taking out the trash in there] “That’s it. I’m going to shower in the sink for now on.” My sister is a hairdresser. I can’t help it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}