{"id":149,"date":"2005-03-09T20:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-10T03:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=149"},"modified":"2006-04-03T18:48:25","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T01:48:25","slug":"self-portrait-thursday-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=149","title":{"rendered":"Self Portrait Thursday"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I woke up the other morning and I staggered…and I mean STAGGERED to the bathroom to get a hair scrunchie. I got the hair scrunchie and then drove Tyler to school. I shouldn’t be allowed to drive that eary. I was punch drunk.<\/div>\n
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I got home and staggered back into the bedroom.<\/div>\n
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My eyesite has finally reached ‘morning focus’. Morning focus is when I look in the mirror and the image I see reflected back at me looks smokin’ hot with tousled hair and that ‘just awoken glow’.<\/div>\n
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It was noon before I made my way back into the bedroom and that is when I finally saw the mirror with ‘normal’ eyes. Normal eyes is when I can walk into the bathroom, see my reflection, crinkle my nose and make that one eye crazy look and then turn around and forget why the hell I was going in the bedroom in the first place.<\/div>\n
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It was at the ‘normal eye – part THREE’ trip to the bedroom\/bathroom when I saw what Shaun wrote with eyeliner on the bathroom mirror.<\/div>\n
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I heart you.<\/div>\n
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awwww… I heart you too Shaun!<\/div>\n
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And I heart you too internet. I heart you so much more than you’ll ever know.<\/div>\n
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I’m kissing the keyboard right now. Can you feel it?<\/div>\n
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Go to www.selfportraitday.com and visit some new blogging friends! I woke up the other morning and I staggered…and I mean STAGGERED to the bathroom to get a hair scrunchie. I got the hair scrunchie and then drove Tyler to school. I shouldn’t be allowed to drive that eary. I was punch drunk. I got home and staggered back into the bedroom. My eyesite has finally reached ‘morning focus’. Morning focus is when I look in the mirror and the image I see reflected back at me looks smokin’ hot with tousled hair and that ‘just awoken glow’. It was noon before I made my way back into the bedroom and that is when I finally saw the mirror with ‘normal’ eyes. Normal eyes is when I can walk into the bathroom, see my reflection, crinkle my nose and make that one eye crazy look and then turn around and forget why the hell I was going in the bedroom in the first place. It was at the ‘normal eye – part THREE’ trip to the bedroom\/bathroom when I saw what Shaun wrote with eyeliner on the bathroom mirror. I heart you. awwww… I heart you too Shaun! And I heart you too internet. I heart you so much more than you’ll ever know. I’m kissing the keyboard right now. Can you feel it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}