{"id":1475,"date":"2007-08-21T21:28:23","date_gmt":"2007-08-22T04:28:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1475"},"modified":"2007-10-23T01:16:25","modified_gmt":"2007-10-23T08:16:25","slug":"whasup-doc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1475","title":{"rendered":"Wha’sup Doc?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Guess what? NO. MORE. DR. LOUSY!<\/p>\n

Now, I have a doctor that listened and even though he never had a ‘Panic Attack’, he admitted it and expressed that he couldn’t FULLY understand what I and many of his patients have, but he was sympathetic and has done a lot of research.<\/p>\n

He checked out my medication list and offered up a sleeping pill that is sposta be the Mack Daddy of all sleeping pills. I took it a good 10 minutes ago and Wooowza-Wooowza-Wooza, do I feel it kickin’ in. Everything is sorta fuzzy and my toes feel all tingly.
\nI sorta have the munchies too. Pot in Pill form. ‘Bout damn time.<\/p>\n

We talked for an hour and he did agree with Dr. Lousy, that I am extreme case. I swear, once you tell a doctor that you feel like there is a good chance that someone, at any point, can burst through their door with a gun and they do not have an exit and the windows are sealed shut…they put you in a certain category of ‘panic’. I always wonder if they think about that stuff after I leave. I mean, haven’t they looked at the room they are in for HOURS AND HOURS. One and a half windows and ONE door. There is no where to hide or get out if someone burst in there.<\/p>\n

Dude. I need some Cap’n Crunch and some Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. I think I have cotton mouth!<\/p>\n

I for some strange reason feel the need to listen to really bad 80’s rap music (Tone Loc -Cheeba Cheeba) and go be chillin’ like a villain.<\/p>\n

Yeah, these sleeping pills work goooooooooooooooooooood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Guess what? NO. MORE. DR. LOUSY! Now, I have a doctor that listened and even though he never had a ‘Panic Attack’, he admitted it and expressed that he couldn’t FULLY understand what I and many of his patients have, but he was sympathetic and has done a lot of research. He checked out my medication list and offered up a sleeping pill that is sposta be the Mack Daddy of all sleeping pills. I took it a good 10 minutes ago and Wooowza-Wooowza-Wooza, do I feel it kickin’ in. Everything is sorta fuzzy and my toes feel all tingly. I sorta have the munchies too. Pot in Pill form. ‘Bout damn time. We talked for an hour and he did agree with Dr. Lousy, that I am extreme case. I swear, once you tell a doctor that you feel like there is a good chance that someone, at any point, can burst through their door with a gun and they do not have an exit and the windows are sealed shut…they put you in a certain category of ‘panic’. I always wonder if they think about that stuff after I leave. I mean, haven’t they looked at the room they are in for HOURS AND HOURS. One and a half windows and ONE door. There is no where to hide or get out if someone burst in there. Dude. I need some Cap’n Crunch and some Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. I think I have cotton mouth! I for some strange reason feel the need to listen to really bad 80’s rap music (Tone Loc -Cheeba Cheeba) and go be chillin’ like a villain. Yeah, these sleeping pills work goooooooooooooooooooood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1475"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1475\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}