{"id":1462,"date":"2007-07-30T22:40:56","date_gmt":"2007-07-31T05:40:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1462"},"modified":"2007-10-23T01:24:17","modified_gmt":"2007-10-23T08:24:17","slug":"where-are-all-the-pictures-kristine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1462","title":{"rendered":"Where are all the pictures, Kristine?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve gotten a half a dozen emails asking me where are the pictures from my visit in Redding.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still here.<\/p>\n<p>Plans on leaving to go home were spoiled by the fact that I can barely walk. My legs from the bikini line to my knees are radioactive. About 2 inches from the girls up to my colar bone looks like someone threw battery acid on me.  I was wearing a top that went up around my neck so I have this wonderful V on my chest. My mom keeps looking at it and saying, &#8220;It looks like your chest is flashing me the peace sign.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At around 6pm I was nearing the point of throwing up from the pain so my sister and mom bullied me into using cold water and vinegar to take the sting out.<br \/>\nI insisted that it wasn&#8217;t needed and I wasn&#8217;t feeling like smelling like a easter egg.  My sister, being the boss of me, said she would rip off my pants if I didn&#8217;t do it myself.<br \/>\nEarlier in the day I had pulled down my pants to go pee and took off a few layers of my skin and the scream that followed caused the pain in the bathroom to peel.  I figured I might as wel do it myself or feel the wrath of a sister with a mission.<\/p>\n<p>When I was giving birth all three times, my mom and sister were there as my assistant coaches.  They have seens parts of my body that I haven&#8217;t seen, but there is something about laying in recliner butt naked getting wet, vinegar soaked wash clothes being put on my burned body that made me say, &#8220;This is way more of me that I ever planned on sharing with ya&#8217;all.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I do feel a lot better though.  I smell like a salad, but the sting isn&#8217;t so bad.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still in Redding and plan on going home tomorrow.  Please pray the pain subsides long enough for the 3 hour drive home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve gotten a half a dozen emails asking me where are the pictures from my visit in Redding. I&#8217;m still here. Plans on leaving to go home were spoiled by the fact that I can barely walk. My legs from the bikini line to my knees are radioactive. About 2 inches from the girls up to my colar bone looks like someone threw battery acid on me. I was wearing a top that went up around my neck so I have this wonderful V on my chest. My mom keeps looking at it and saying, &#8220;It looks like your chest is flashing me the peace sign.&#8221; At around 6pm I was nearing the point of throwing up from the pain so my sister and mom bullied me into using cold water and vinegar to take the sting out. I insisted that it wasn&#8217;t needed and I wasn&#8217;t feeling like smelling like a easter egg. My sister, being the boss of me, said she would rip off my pants if I didn&#8217;t do it myself. Earlier in the day I had pulled down my pants to go pee and took off a few layers of my skin and the scream that followed caused the pain in the bathroom to peel. I figured I might as wel do it myself or feel the wrath of a sister with a mission. When I was giving birth all three times, my mom and sister were there as my assistant coaches. They have seens parts of my body that I haven&#8217;t seen, but there is something about laying in recliner butt naked getting wet, vinegar soaked wash clothes being put on my burned body that made me say, &#8220;This is way more of me that I ever planned on sharing with ya&#8217;all.&#8221; I do feel a lot better though. I smell like a salad, but the sting isn&#8217;t so bad. I&#8217;m still in Redding and plan on going home tomorrow. Please pray the pain subsides long enough for the 3 hour drive home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}