{"id":1459,"date":"2007-07-26T23:33:38","date_gmt":"2007-07-27T06:33:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1459"},"modified":"2007-10-23T01:25:38","modified_gmt":"2007-10-23T08:25:38","slug":"thomas-is-out-of-the-closet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1459","title":{"rendered":"Thomas is out of the closet&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/99\/289113106_3819fe1a1b.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>SPF: A Rainbow.<\/p>\n<p>Shaun made this when I went out of town. He gets bored when I leave town to see my family.<\/p>\n<p>Kathy, the sister that gives the best guilt trips, has decided that I need to crawl out of my hole and come see her.<br \/>\nMy hair follicles tingle with the thought of going up and seeing her.<\/p>\n<p>Alrighty then. That&#8217;s all I gots.<\/p>\n<p>Did  you play?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SPF: A Rainbow. Shaun made this when I went out of town. He gets bored when I leave town to see my family. Kathy, the sister that gives the best guilt trips, has decided that I need to crawl out of my hole and come see her. My hair follicles tingle with the thought of going up and seeing her. Alrighty then. That&#8217;s all I gots. Did you play?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}