{"id":1452,"date":"2007-07-20T00:38:12","date_gmt":"2007-07-20T07:38:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1452"},"modified":"2007-10-23T01:28:07","modified_gmt":"2007-10-23T08:28:07","slug":"spf-your-silverware-drawer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1452","title":{"rendered":"SPF: Your Silverware Drawer&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1076\/856711865_bf9e78b91a.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Okay (I know that is not the correct spelling. One of the joys of reading Random and Odd)<br \/>\nOkay, so I grabbed the camera at, oh&#8230;midnight, just remembering that it was Thursday and I better have SPF done before Friday morning or I would get my arse kicked by a bunch of SPFers.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I had my macro lens on my camera and was too lazy to find another lens.  Admittedly, my silverware drawer is SO wrong. I have stepped back and looked at the contents of my drawer until tonight.  EWWW. So gross. I&#8217;m going out to buy some new stuff ASAP.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>a burnt wooden spoon<\/li>\n<li>a rusty, yes, RUSTY spatula<\/li>\n<li>a broken steamer<\/li>\n<li>parts of tupperware stuff I don&#8217;t own.<\/li>\n<li>old cheez-its.<\/li>\n<li>melted plastic ladle<strong>DID YOU PLAY???<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay (I know that is not the correct spelling. One of the joys of reading Random and Odd) Okay, so I grabbed the camera at, oh&#8230;midnight, just remembering that it was Thursday and I better have SPF done before Friday morning or I would get my arse kicked by a bunch of SPFers. Now, I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1452\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}