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I’m not old. I know I’m all braggin’ about having me TWO grand babies and how grandma’s have super powers.\u00a0 Hooooly Sheet, I take that back. I take it ALL back.<\/p>\n
Shaun had Pappy duty last night because I was the designated driver (show me some love) for Jennifer (my step-step daughter) her mom, Tabitha (we remember Tabitha right?) and Tabitha’s sister, Heather.\u00a0 We decided to party on the go. We hit 5 bars in 5 hours. Now, finding a bar in the yup ass town I live in was quite a job.\u00a0 Jen mentioned wanting to dance and I remembered this awesome dance club I use to go to when I remembered how to dance.\u00a0 Pulling into the parking lot of a closed down night club was the height of my ‘oh shit, I AM OLD’ stage.
\n“I swear this place was open! I mean…I was here on New Years when it turned 1999!”\u00a0 And that was it. That was the last time I had been ‘clubbing’.\u00a0 1999.<\/p>\n
After returning home to Jeremiah and Ariana curled up on the bed with Shaun, which by the way is the image I will have in my head as one of the top ten moments of realizing how much I truly love the man I married, I was introduced back into the world of taking care of two ‘babies’.\u00a0 They are nearly the exact same age as Shea and Alyx were together as babies.\u00a0 I looked at Jeremiah and thought of Alyx. I remembered how much guilt I had that i was robbing her of not getting to be the ‘baby’.\u00a0 I looked at Ariana and thought of how Shea was just<\/strong> that tiny and now…she wants to be Hannah Montana. At 7:00 AM, Tabitha came to claim her little man.<\/p>\n At 8:30 AM, I finally caved in and had to wake up Jennifer to have her take her so I could sleep.<\/p>\n I looked at Shaun and said, “How the hell did I do it?\u00a0 How did I have two babies back to back like that and be able to take care of them without killing myself?”<\/p>\n Then I remembered, ‘Oh yea, I lost my mind.’<\/p>\n I do believe that God put the babies in my path this weekend. It was to remind me how strong of a woman I am. I do have limits. I do not have super Grandma powers.\u00a0 I need to set limits to what I can and I can not do without help, sleep, and more water.\u00a0 He also allowed me to see in pictures from Jennifer’s 21’st birthday that I look HORRIBLE when I let my hair go this long without getting it done.<\/p>\n Now, it’s almost midnight and I have to read up on L-CHAD because Ariana’s test results came back positive. Please pray for her, for Jennifer and for her husband who is stationed in Korea.<\/p>\n Have a great weekend everyone.\u00a0 Friendly advice; DO NOT try staying awake for 24 solid hours to prove you’re superhuman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’m not old. I know I’m all braggin’ about having me TWO grand babies and how grandma’s have super powers.\u00a0 Hooooly Sheet, I take that back. I take it ALL back. Shaun had Pappy duty last night because I was the designated driver (show me some love) for Jennifer (my step-step daughter) her mom, Tabitha (we remember Tabitha right?) and Tabitha’s sister, Heather.\u00a0 We decided to party on the go. We hit 5 bars in 5 hours. Now, finding a bar in the yup ass town I live in was quite a job.\u00a0 Jen mentioned wanting to dance and I remembered this awesome dance club I use to go to when I remembered how to dance.\u00a0 Pulling into the parking lot of a closed down night club was the height of my ‘oh shit, I AM OLD’ stage. “I swear this place was open! I mean…I was here on New Years when it turned 1999!”\u00a0 And that was it. That was the last time I had been ‘clubbing’.\u00a0 1999. After returning home to Jeremiah and Ariana curled up on the bed with Shaun, which by the way is the image I will have in my head as one of the top ten moments of realizing how much I truly love the man I married, I was introduced back into the world of taking care of two ‘babies’.\u00a0 They are nearly the exact same age as Shea and Alyx were together as babies.\u00a0 I looked at Jeremiah and thought of Alyx. I remembered how much guilt I had that i was robbing her of not getting to be the ‘baby’.\u00a0 I looked at Ariana and thought of how Shea was just that tiny and now…she wants to be Hannah Montana. THEN, after a enormous attempt of trying to get comfortable on my bed with TWO bed hogs and a sleeping baby on my chest, I decided to sleep on the floor.\u00a0 It took me about a half hour of sleeping on the floor with a baby on my chest to realize that I am too old for that. I moved to the chair and tried to sleep there, with a baby on my chest. At 7:00 AM, Tabitha came to claim her little man. At 8:30 AM, I finally caved in and had to wake up Jennifer to have her take her so I could sleep. I looked at Shaun and said, “How the hell did I do it?\u00a0 How did I have two babies back to back like that and be able to take care of them without killing myself?” Then I remembered, ‘Oh yea, I lost my mind.’ I do believe that God put the babies in my path this weekend. It was to remind me how strong of a woman I am. I do have limits. I do not have super Grandma powers.\u00a0 I need to set limits to what I can and I can not do without help, sleep, and more water.\u00a0 He also allowed me to see in pictures from Jennifer’s 21’st birthday that I look HORRIBLE when I let my hair go this long without getting it done. Now, it’s almost midnight and I have to read up on L-CHAD because Ariana’s test results came back positive. Please pray for her, for Jennifer and for her husband who is stationed in Korea. Have a great weekend everyone.\u00a0 Friendly advice; DO NOT try staying awake for 24 solid hours to prove you’re superhuman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1448"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1448\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nTHEN, after a enormous attempt of trying to get comfortable on my bed with TWO bed hogs and a sleeping baby on my chest, I decided to sleep on the floor.\u00a0 It took me about a half hour of sleeping on the floor with a baby on my chest to realize that I am too old for that. I moved to the chair and tried to sleep there, with a baby on my chest.<\/p>\n