Kara’s surgery went well. I would post pictures, but can you say…EWWW???\u00a0 Yeah, it was bad.\u00a0 She’s still recovering from it. the tooth is there and it looks good.\u00a0 Now I am praying to the Tooth God that he will allow her tooth to come down and chill with the other ones.<\/p>\n
This is the first 4th of July that there are no BBQ’s, no blasting off of cheap fireworks, no screaming children running in and out of the house asking me if it’s OK if they use my lighter.\u00a0 This will also be the first year that I won’t be freaking out that a piccolo pete is going to slide up under my feet and explode.\u00a0 Or are those blooming rose buds?\u00a0 I don’t know, they are all loud and smelly.\u00a0 AND SOMEONE ALWAYS GETS HURT.<\/p>\n
Yes, this year. I am going to chill out in my backyard and look at how well I have done burying the bodies of past boyfriends.\u00a0 I am going to sit in my new chairs and enjoy the candles that are set out and kick my feet up.<\/p>\n
Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you about that!! Tabitha decided to turn my backyard of doom into a Zen garden.\u00a0 It looks so freaken good!!\u00a0 Alyx said we will call it Tabithia Land.\u00a0\u00a0 It’s awesome. I will take pictures at dusk so you can see how pretty it is.<\/p>\n
As you can tell, I am much more relaxed. I have been reading and listening to music outside.\u00a0 I am at peace for the first time in awhile.\u00a0 I am doing SO well right now.<\/p>\n
Sunday marks our One Year I Haven’t Killed Him Yet Day!!\u00a0 Yes, I have been married for one whole year.<\/p>\n
*hugs*<\/p>\n
I gotta go, there is a book and and a handsome man waiting for me to pay him some attention.<\/p>\n
Happy Fourth Everyone. Thank EVERYONE that is a wife, daughter, son, aunt, uncle, grandparent…of a man or woman in the military.\u00a0 You keep their spirits strong and give them hope.\u00a0 Of course, thank you for everyone that has ever served in our military. It is because of you that I have the right to write whatever I want.
\nAnd on that note:\u00a0 Boob hair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Kara’s surgery went well. I would post pictures, but can you say…EWWW???\u00a0 Yeah, it was bad.\u00a0 She’s still recovering from it. the tooth is there and it looks good.\u00a0 Now I am praying to the Tooth God that he will allow her tooth to come down and chill with the other ones. This is the first 4th of July that there are no BBQ’s, no blasting off of cheap fireworks, no screaming children running in and out of the house asking me if it’s OK if they use my lighter.\u00a0 This will also be the first year that I won’t be freaking out that a piccolo pete is going to slide up under my feet and explode.\u00a0 Or are those blooming rose buds?\u00a0 I don’t know, they are all loud and smelly.\u00a0 AND SOMEONE ALWAYS GETS HURT. Yes, this year. I am going to chill out in my backyard and look at how well I have done burying the bodies of past boyfriends.\u00a0 I am going to sit in my new chairs and enjoy the candles that are set out and kick my feet up. Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you about that!! Tabitha decided to turn my backyard of doom into a Zen garden.\u00a0 It looks so freaken good!!\u00a0 Alyx said we will call it Tabithia Land.\u00a0\u00a0 It’s awesome. I will take pictures at dusk so you can see how pretty it is. As you can tell, I am much more relaxed. I have been reading and listening to music outside.\u00a0 I am at peace for the first time in awhile.\u00a0 I am doing SO well right now. Sunday marks our One Year I Haven’t Killed Him Yet Day!!\u00a0 Yes, I have been married for one whole year. *hugs* I gotta go, there is a book and and a handsome man waiting for me to pay him some attention. Happy Fourth Everyone. Thank EVERYONE that is a wife, daughter, son, aunt, uncle, grandparent…of a man or woman in the military.\u00a0 You keep their spirits strong and give them hope.\u00a0 Of course, thank you for everyone that has ever served in our military. It is because of you that I have the right to write whatever I want. And on that note:\u00a0 Boob hair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}