{"id":1435,"date":"2007-06-27T23:53:25","date_gmt":"2007-06-28T06:53:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1435"},"modified":"2007-06-27T23:53:25","modified_gmt":"2007-06-28T06:53:25","slug":"its-500-somewhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1435","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s 5:00 somewhere&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/187\/441628367_58d2838d91.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s\u00a0 hard to believe that this time last year I was finishing up the loose ends of getting married.<\/p>\n<p>I wouldn&#8217;t have ever guessed that a year ago that my life would be where it is now. Things have twisted and turned into directions that only God could control.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m tempted to try to crawl into my wedding dress to see if I have gained or lost weight in this year. I can never tell. I don&#8217;t have a body image disorder (one of the things I DON&#8217;T have) but I either see myself MUCH larger than I really am or smaller than I am.<br \/>\nThere have been times when I get out of the car in &#8216;Cita&#8217;s garage and no matter how many times I do it, I get stuck between her front bumper and the wall.\u00a0 Other times I will give myself a wide berth thinking there is no way I could make it through something.<br \/>\nMy favorite phrase when crossing the street and a car is coming is, &#8220;Better let me cross, you don&#8217;t have enough gas to go around OR over me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m highly medicated at this moment so just try to roll with where I am going with this&#8230;oh wait, I have no point to writing except to write because if I don&#8217;t, I will go to sleep and I will dream that the neighbor has goats that I try to steal.<\/p>\n<p>Where was I? Oh yeah&#8230;I was getting married this time last year.<br \/>\nI wanted to thank everyone AGAIN for all the gifts, well wishes, emails and support you handed out.\u00a0 You&#8217;re all awesome.<br \/>\nOh, that reminds me&#8230;I still have to write a post about the awesome CDs I got.\u00a0 So cool. It&#8217;s going to be a good post.<br \/>\nSo yeah&#8230;married last year.<br \/>\nI was going somewhere\u00a0 with this.<\/p>\n<p>fuck it. I forget.<\/p>\n<p>On to the goats.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s\u00a0 hard to believe that this time last year I was finishing up the loose ends of getting married. I wouldn&#8217;t have ever guessed that a year ago that my life would be where it is now. Things have twisted and turned into directions that only God could control. I&#8217;m tempted to try to crawl into my wedding dress to see if I have gained or lost weight in this year. I can never tell. I don&#8217;t have a body image disorder (one of the things I DON&#8217;T have) but I either see myself MUCH larger than I really am or smaller than I am. There have been times when I get out of the car in &#8216;Cita&#8217;s garage and no matter how many times I do it, I get stuck between her front bumper and the wall.\u00a0 Other times I will give myself a wide berth thinking there is no way I could make it through something. My favorite phrase when crossing the street and a car is coming is, &#8220;Better let me cross, you don&#8217;t have enough gas to go around OR over me.&#8221; I&#8217;m highly medicated at this moment so just try to roll with where I am going with this&#8230;oh wait, I have no point to writing except to write because if I don&#8217;t, I will go to sleep and I will dream that the neighbor has goats that I try to steal. Where was I? Oh yeah&#8230;I was getting married this time last year. I wanted to thank everyone AGAIN for all the gifts, well wishes, emails and support you handed out.\u00a0 You&#8217;re all awesome. Oh, that reminds me&#8230;I still have to write a post about the awesome CDs I got.\u00a0 So cool. It&#8217;s going to be a good post. So yeah&#8230;married last year. I was going somewhere\u00a0 with this. fuck it. I forget. On to the goats.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1435"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1435\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}