{"id":1425,"date":"2007-06-14T22:54:35","date_gmt":"2007-06-15T05:54:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1425"},"modified":"2007-10-23T21:21:07","modified_gmt":"2007-10-24T04:21:07","slug":"spf-back-im-backwell-almost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1425","title":{"rendered":"SPF: Back!! I’m Back…well, almost."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Okay, I am FINALLY feeling a bit better. I took a shower and decided I was going to bite the bullet and take a picture of my back.
\nI put on my low on the hips sweats, cutsie little tank top, turned around and pulled my tank top just a bit…and then guess what?<\/p>\n

Yeah, I realized my racing stripes (also known as stretch marks) have ruined what I had believed might be a good shot.<\/p>\n

So you got the web-cam pictures taken from bed. It’s a defeated woman in front of you…Root-havin’-Side-pony-wearin’-long-lifeless hair defeated woman. No making fun of my damn shirt either. Yes it has more holes than it should, but I love it.<\/p>\n

Oh, did you catch the ‘dorky picture’ of me? Yeah, the dork is back…or it could just be the medication.<\/p>\n

DID YOU PLAY?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Okay, I am FINALLY feeling a bit better. I took a shower and decided I was going to bite the bullet and take a picture of my back. I put on my low on the hips sweats, cutsie little tank top, turned around and pulled my tank top just a bit…and then guess what? Yeah, I realized my racing stripes (also known as stretch marks) have ruined what I had believed might be a good shot. So you got the web-cam pictures taken from bed. It’s a defeated woman in front of you…Root-havin’-Side-pony-wearin’-long-lifeless hair defeated woman. No making fun of my damn shirt either. Yes it has more holes than it should, but I love it. Oh, did you catch the ‘dorky picture’ of me? Yeah, the dork is back…or it could just be the medication. DID YOU PLAY?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}