Summer has begun and I am starting it out with a lame back. Not good for keeping on top of things around the house. I hobble to the kitchen to see if somehow the fridge has magically filled itself up with food that requires no preparation.<\/p>\n
I check on the kids to make sure they haven’t created pipe bombs in their rooms. So far, only some C4 was found, but they said it was zit remover. You gotta take their word on facial care, right?<\/p>\n
I have the 9 and 10 year old working on the Mount Rainer size of laundry in the hall way. All is good.<\/p>\n
Then I check MySpace.<\/p>\n
I would double dog dare you to even THINK about saying, writing or mumbling the word ‘fuck’ ‘shit’ ‘whore’ or any other word if you knew your parents were going to find it.
\nYes, my mother was queen of finding my excuse notes and plans for getting in trouble, but I tell you this; If I had used a cuss word in there, my ass would have been beat raw.<\/p>\n
One of nineteen million children is grounded from the computer. FOREVER. If I have any say in it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Summer has begun and I am starting it out with a lame back. Not good for keeping on top of things around the house. I hobble to the kitchen to see if somehow the fridge has magically filled itself up with food that requires no preparation. I check on the kids to make sure they haven’t created pipe bombs in their rooms. So far, only some C4 was found, but they said it was zit remover. You gotta take their word on facial care, right? I have the 9 and 10 year old working on the Mount Rainer size of laundry in the hall way. All is good. Then I check MySpace. I would double dog dare you to even THINK about saying, writing or mumbling the word ‘fuck’ ‘shit’ ‘whore’ or any other word if you knew your parents were going to find it. Yes, my mother was queen of finding my excuse notes and plans for getting in trouble, but I tell you this; If I had used a cuss word in there, my ass would have been beat raw. One of nineteen million children is grounded from the computer. FOREVER. If I have any say in it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}