Ah-Gezzus.<\/p>\n
I’m even getting bored of my Blog. How come you all come over here?? *waving a walking stick*<\/p>\n
I swear I feel like I am 80 years old right now. Actually, I wouldn’t know what it feels like to be 80, but Dear UPPERCASE GOD, please let it not feel like this.<\/p>\n
So we have this wedding to shoot on Saturday and I am groaning and moaning as I try to hobble around the house to get ready. I’m going to go, because that is why people like us; we are a husband \/ wife team.
\nYou shoulda seen it, I was using the monopod as a walking stick!!<\/p>\n
At one point during the wedding I was giving the stink eye to a woman in a wheel chair because I could only image how much more comfortable my ass and hips would be if I could have that pleathery goodness with wheels.<\/p>\n
Between the wedding and the reception, Shaun took me home and demanded I go lay down. Well, I figured in order to get some sleep I should take a vicoden and xanax. Guess what happened? I had the urge to smoke a pack a ciggarettes and find the meaning of life.
\nMy crazy night of dancing monkeys on the wall and a strange case of munchies (who in the world craves cottage cheese and pineapple at 3 in the morning?) It finally ended and I am now more sore.<\/p>\n
My boobs though…they’re still okay, just in case you were all worried.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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