{"id":1419,"date":"2007-06-04T22:42:12","date_gmt":"2007-06-05T05:42:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1419"},"modified":"2007-10-23T21:30:49","modified_gmt":"2007-10-24T04:30:49","slug":"spf-assignment-bounce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1419","title":{"rendered":"SPF ASSIGNMENT:  Bounce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1404\/531121998_6a1ddb0b10.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>See, I bounce. I&#8217;m smiling again. I&#8217;m making jokes again.<\/p>\n<p>I cracked up at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ezob3dap5NA\"><strong>THIS CLIP<\/strong><\/a> of Sarah Silverman owning Paris Hilton at the MTV movie awards (or something)  I don&#8217;t know what is more funny, the way Paris Hilton gets ALL pissed or how Jack Nicholson thinks it&#8217;s the funniest thing he has ever heard.   You gotta give Sarah credit, she knew Paris was there.<\/p>\n<p>and speaking of balls:<br \/>\n<strong>SPF: Show me your bounce. (this could get interesting!)<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See, I bounce. I&#8217;m smiling again. I&#8217;m making jokes again. I cracked up at THIS CLIP of Sarah Silverman owning Paris Hilton at the MTV movie awards (or something) I don&#8217;t know what is more funny, the way Paris Hilton gets ALL pissed or how Jack Nicholson thinks it&#8217;s the funniest thing he has ever heard. You gotta give Sarah credit, she knew Paris was there. and speaking of balls: SPF: Show me your bounce. (this could get interesting!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}