{"id":1407,"date":"2007-05-20T16:02:40","date_gmt":"2007-05-20T23:02:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1407"},"modified":"2007-10-23T23:47:32","modified_gmt":"2007-10-24T06:47:32","slug":"why-oh-why-oh-why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1407","title":{"rendered":"WHY, OH WHY, OH WHY????"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why?<br \/>\nCan you tell me?<\/p>\n<p>How do people manage to radar in on the day you are the most exhausted to ANNOY you the most?  Why?<\/p>\n<p>Because now&#8230;I&#8217;m exhausted and annoyed.  I can&#8217;t rest when I&#8217;m annoyed.  Which ANNOYS ME MORE.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Friggin Sunday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why? Can you tell me? How do people manage to radar in on the day you are the most exhausted to ANNOY you the most? Why? Because now&#8230;I&#8217;m exhausted and annoyed. I can&#8217;t rest when I&#8217;m annoyed. Which ANNOYS ME MORE. Happy Friggin Sunday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}