{"id":1401,"date":"2007-05-13T11:46:35","date_gmt":"2007-05-13T18:46:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1401"},"modified":"2007-10-23T23:51:10","modified_gmt":"2007-10-24T06:51:10","slug":"happy-mothers-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1401","title":{"rendered":"Happy Mother’s Day!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Top 10 reasons my mom is The Fonz.<\/p>\n

10. She makes me jewelery.<\/p>\n

9. She doesn’t judge the people in my life, she loves them and wishes them well.<\/p>\n

8. She’s ALWAYS right about a person. ALWAYS.<\/p>\n

7. She’s funnier than any comedian.<\/p>\n

6. All my friends love her and wish she was their mom.<\/p>\n

5. She has super powers.<\/p>\n

4. If I say I like something, she will give it to me. If she really likes something of hers, she will give it to me so I can like it too.<\/p>\n

3. She has been saying she is going to die since she was in her 40’s. She is a whiner, but we love her.<\/p>\n

2. She apologizes for giving me her anxiety\/panic gene. She understands it too.<\/p>\n

1. She buys me bras. Expensive bras.<\/p>\n

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL OF YOU, YOUR MOTHERS, and you SINGLE DADS!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Top 10 reasons my mom is The Fonz. 10. She makes me jewelery. 9. She doesn’t judge the people in my life, she loves them and wishes them well. 8. She’s ALWAYS right about a person. ALWAYS. 7. She’s funnier than any comedian. 6. All my friends love her and wish she was their mom. 5. She has super powers. 4. If I say I like something, she will give it to me. If she really likes something of hers, she will give it to me so I can like it too. 3. She has been saying she is going to die since she was in her 40’s. She is a whiner, but we love her. 2. She apologizes for giving me her anxiety\/panic gene. She understands it too. 1. She buys me bras. Expensive bras. HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL OF YOU, YOUR MOTHERS, and you SINGLE DADS!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}