Oh geez,<\/p>\n
I can’t believe I posted while totally drunk.\u00a0 I can’t believe I used ‘getting my freak on’ in a sentence.<\/p>\n
I just logged on for the first time today and I was like, “WHAT THE HELL?”\u00a0 I’m still trying to figure out the last line where I say I needed to tell you all about the phone. What the hell was that?
\nI don’t even remember writing that.
\nIn the hotel room I came home and proceeded to get sick, and then went to bed when the room started spinning and I had to convince myself that my body needed to throw up ONE more time and then everything would be OK. I sat with my head in the toilet making fake throw up sounds trying to throw up.\u00a0 It didn’t work so my logical mind decided that if I went through the reasons of WHY I was throwing up, such as; my liver was not processing the booze I had taken in and I am going to die of poisoning if I don’t purge my body. That worked, and I got sick again.<\/p>\n
Looks like the last post was after that.\u00a0\u00a0 Shaun said, “You don’t remember writing that?”<\/p>\n
NOPE.
\nThanks for not judging to harshly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Oh geez, I can’t believe I posted while totally drunk.\u00a0 I can’t believe I used ‘getting my freak on’ in a sentence. I just logged on for the first time today and I was like, “WHAT THE HELL?”\u00a0 I’m still trying to figure out the last line where I say I needed to tell you all about the phone. What the hell was that? I don’t even remember writing that. In the hotel room I came home and proceeded to get sick, and then went to bed when the room started spinning and I had to convince myself that my body needed to throw up ONE more time and then everything would be OK. I sat with my head in the toilet making fake throw up sounds trying to throw up.\u00a0 It didn’t work so my logical mind decided that if I went through the reasons of WHY I was throwing up, such as; my liver was not processing the booze I had taken in and I am going to die of poisoning if I don’t purge my body. That worked, and I got sick again. Looks like the last post was after that.\u00a0\u00a0 Shaun said, “You don’t remember writing that?” NOPE. Thanks for not judging to harshly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}