my cell phone doesn’t work from where I am. so I am going to have drunk dial from the hotel room.<\/p>\n
Damn that took like ten minutes to write.<\/p>\n
um, shaun is out of town on business and I wrote that without a single mess up. and I decided it was time to come visit him and get\u00a0 my freak on. we found a could black perosn bar and they werrrrrees oooooo nice ot us. I had a coupel caple captain and cokes and theywere sooooooooooooooooo strong. the black epopel taught me how to dance and I was so happy. I cam back to the hotel and threw up two of them.\u00a0 Now I decided that I needed to tell you all about the phone.<\/p>\n
My spell checkc is gong nuts. i better go.<\/p>\n
Wish me luck.<\/p>\n
Kristine` seeiorusly intoceixaatecid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
my cell phone doesn’t work from where I am. so I am going to have drunk dial from the hotel room. Damn that took like ten minutes to write. um, shaun is out of town on business and I wrote that without a single mess up. and I decided it was time to come visit him and get\u00a0 my freak on. we found a could black perosn bar and they werrrrrees oooooo nice ot us. I had a coupel caple captain and cokes and theywere sooooooooooooooooo strong. the black epopel taught me how to dance and I was so happy. I cam back to the hotel and threw up two of them.\u00a0 Now I decided that I needed to tell you all about the phone. My spell checkc is gong nuts. i better go. Wish me luck. Kristine` seeiorusly intoceixaatecid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}