{"id":1387,"date":"2007-04-29T22:38:45","date_gmt":"2007-04-30T05:38:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1387"},"modified":"2007-10-25T09:05:52","modified_gmt":"2007-10-25T16:05:52","slug":"my-boobsgracing-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1387","title":{"rendered":"My boobs&#8230;gracing the internet."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/227\/476083050_5555440de2_m.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Look at that! My rack on the internet for all the world to see!<\/p>\n<p>I spent the weekend with my mom and shot a wedding tonight.  I swear, I have thee best job, EVER.  I get to eat wedding cake twice or more a month.  Heaven. I&#8217;m in HEAVEN.<\/p>\n<p>Tuesday morning I leave for LAS VEGAS!  I&#8217;m finally excited. It might be because I have a rockin new hairdo! My sister rocks the house with color a pair of scissors. Be jealous. Be VERY jealous.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m repeating myself huh? Huh?<\/p>\n<p>Also, if this weekend wasn&#8217;t fantabulous, I got the icing on the cake&#8230;On the way home from the wedding shoot tonight, Shaun said to me; &#8220;Out all the weddings we have shot, you are still the most beautiful bride. I haven&#8217;t seen a more beautiful bride yet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Awwwwwwwwwww.<\/p>\n<p>Dear Lord, please let this &#8220;up&#8221; feeling last for a little longer before the panic and anxiety take over.<\/p>\n<p>*happy dance*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look at that! My rack on the internet for all the world to see! I spent the weekend with my mom and shot a wedding tonight. I swear, I have thee best job, EVER. I get to eat wedding cake twice or more a month. Heaven. I&#8217;m in HEAVEN. Tuesday morning I leave for LAS VEGAS! I&#8217;m finally excited. It might be because I have a rockin new hairdo! My sister rocks the house with color a pair of scissors. Be jealous. Be VERY jealous. I&#8217;m repeating myself huh? Huh? Also, if this weekend wasn&#8217;t fantabulous, I got the icing on the cake&#8230;On the way home from the wedding shoot tonight, Shaun said to me; &#8220;Out all the weddings we have shot, you are still the most beautiful bride. I haven&#8217;t seen a more beautiful bride yet.&#8221; Awwwwwwwwwww. Dear Lord, please let this &#8220;up&#8221; feeling last for a little longer before the panic and anxiety take over. *happy dance*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}