{"id":1382,"date":"2007-04-24T08:24:28","date_gmt":"2007-04-24T15:24:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1382"},"modified":"2007-10-25T09:21:01","modified_gmt":"2007-10-25T16:21:01","slug":"easier-said-than-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1382","title":{"rendered":"Easier Said Than Done"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’m watching the Today show and they are talking about ‘how moms can do it all’ and ‘how to stay balanced’.<\/p>\n

This woman, who CLEARLY isn’t a parent, is talking about how to incorporate your children into the things that make you relax.<\/p>\n

Do you see the oxymoron in that sentence?<\/p>\n

She’s spewing this hateful drivel at me and I am about to throw my remote at the television.<\/p>\n

:::INCORPORATE MY CHILDREN INTO THE THINGS THAT MAKE ME RELAX:::<\/p>\n

There is NO way I am going to drive my kids to the casino so they can watch me pop a Xanax, swear and spend money, all the while smoking like a house on fire.<\/p>\n

Oh hell no. I am a better parent than that! Shesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m watching the Today show and they are talking about ‘how moms can do it all’ and ‘how to stay balanced’. This woman, who CLEARLY isn’t a parent, is talking about how to incorporate your children into the things that make you relax. Do you see the oxymoron in that sentence? She’s spewing this hateful drivel at me and I am about to throw my remote at the television. :::INCORPORATE MY CHILDREN INTO THE THINGS THAT MAKE ME RELAX::: There is NO way I am going to drive my kids to the casino so they can watch me pop a Xanax, swear and spend money, all the while smoking like a house on fire. Oh hell no. I am a better parent than that! Shesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}