{"id":1372,"date":"2007-04-15T02:44:05","date_gmt":"2007-04-15T09:44:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1372"},"modified":"2007-04-15T02:44:05","modified_gmt":"2007-04-15T09:44:05","slug":"i-think-i-have-two-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1372","title":{"rendered":"I think I have two men&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That read my blog.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not counting my husband though, because he no longer reads my blog.\u00a0 My spelling, punctuation, sentence form and all around bad run-on sentences has finally taken its toll on him. \u00a0 His perfect sentence structure can no longer co-mingle with my heinous slaughtering of  the written word.<\/p>\n<p>Mens no likey my bloggie.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s okay. The lesbians love me.\u00a0 *waving to the carpet munchers*<a href=\"http:\/\/www.bloggerschoiceawards.com\/\"><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>*put down the eyebrows, you know I&#8217;m not picking on you*<\/p>\n<p>I think I have completely ruined any chance of now getting any votes for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bloggerschoiceawards.com\/\">Blogger&#8217;s Choice Awards<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;m medicated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That read my blog. I&#8217;m not counting my husband though, because he no longer reads my blog.\u00a0 My spelling, punctuation, sentence form and all around bad run-on sentences has finally taken its toll on him. \u00a0 His perfect sentence structure can no longer co-mingle with my heinous slaughtering of the written word. Mens no likey my bloggie. It&#8217;s okay. The lesbians love me.\u00a0 *waving to the carpet munchers* *put down the eyebrows, you know I&#8217;m not picking on you* I think I have completely ruined any chance of now getting any votes for the Blogger&#8217;s Choice Awards. Yes, I&#8217;m medicated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}