{"id":1369,"date":"2007-04-12T22:15:54","date_gmt":"2007-04-13T05:15:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1369"},"modified":"2007-10-25T09:36:54","modified_gmt":"2007-10-25T16:36:54","slug":"stuff-portrait-friday-stuff-so-easy-even-a-blogger-could-do-it-oh-that-came-out-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1369","title":{"rendered":"STUFF portrait Friday: STUFF!! so easy, even a blogger could do it. oh that came out wrong."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/210\/457298602_f7d042f3ce.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/457298602\/\"><strong>CLICK HERE<\/strong><\/a> to get the notes that tell you what everything is (stuff is hidden)<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and while pulling out the &#8216;stuff&#8217; for this, I realized I am a cable keeper. I have more cables than any woman should ever own.  I will someday be able to shit a USB cord right out of my ass.  You will all be amazed.<br \/>\n&#8220;I need a Kodak cable for a&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Hold on, let me go to the bathroom. I have a gift.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>DID YOU PLAY?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CLICK HERE to get the notes that tell you what everything is (stuff is hidden) Oh, and while pulling out the &#8216;stuff&#8217; for this, I realized I am a cable keeper. I have more cables than any woman should ever own. I will someday be able to shit a USB cord right out of my ass. You will all be amazed. &#8220;I need a Kodak cable for a&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;Hold on, let me go to the bathroom. I have a gift.&#8221; DID YOU PLAY?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}