{"id":1367,"date":"2007-04-10T22:18:37","date_gmt":"2007-04-11T05:18:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1367"},"modified":"2007-04-10T22:18:37","modified_gmt":"2007-04-11T05:18:37","slug":"she-said-i-cant-update-at-2am-it-throws-a-kink-her-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1367","title":{"rendered":"She said I can’t update at 2am. It throws a kink her day."},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s not 2 am. It’s 10:30 pm.\u00a0 Besides, this is some funny stuff and I had to share with you RIGHT NOW because I am that lame.<\/p>\n

–Go to Google.com<\/p>\n

–Click on Maps.<\/p>\n

–Click on get Directions.<\/p>\n

–From New York,New York<\/p>\n

–To Paris,France.<\/p>\n

–And read line # 23.<\/p>\n

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It’s not 2 am. It’s 10:30 pm.\u00a0 Besides, this is some funny stuff and I had to share with you RIGHT NOW because I am that lame. –Go to Google.com –Click on Maps. –Click on get Directions. –From New York,New York –To Paris,France. –And read line # 23.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}