{"id":1360,"date":"2007-04-05T19:45:17","date_gmt":"2007-04-06T02:45:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1360"},"modified":"2007-10-25T09:48:13","modified_gmt":"2007-10-25T16:48:13","slug":"spf-holy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1360","title":{"rendered":"SPF:   &#8220;HOLY&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now, I want to tell you what I was going to do;<\/p>\n<p>I was going to take all the cameras in this house and take a picture of them, then I realized I already did that back in 2004.  This was about the time I was begging for a new camera.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/2\/1649745_dff94b8ce5_o.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Top Left is my first digital. Then the one right next to it was my second.  The bohemith next to it is Shea&#8217;s camera and the one on the lower center is Shaun&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>Since then, I have gotten THESE:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/3\/4702981_61fd90b156_m.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Kodak DX7630  (gave it to my mom, though)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/93\/234652481_9085e6626d_m.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Kodak Z740<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/14\/18468471_17f84eb761_m.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nNikon D70<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/63\/180348665_512ac36876_m.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nNikon D70s<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Alyx has gotten a Kodak, Marina has gotten a Kodak, Dan gave Kara his old Olympus.  Kara and I have Polaroid cameras.<\/p>\n<p>When I tell people we have that many, I hear, &#8220;Holy&#8230;&#8221; or &#8220;Why?&#8221;   Because it&#8217;s a sick, sick, addiction.  I need help. I know. (I&#8217;m a fan of Kodak.  You can throw them across a room and they keep on working&#8230;.except when they don&#8217;t.)<\/p>\n<p>BUT, that isn&#8217;t my HOLY though.<\/p>\n<p>My friend called me yesterday and in her rational, calm voice she said, &#8220;Ashley (her step daughter) was in an accident.&#8221; and today she sent me <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photo_zoom.gne?id=447743551&#038;size=m\"><strong>a picture of the car<\/strong><\/a>.  The first words out of my mouth was, &#8220;HOLY SHIT!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ruka became a full time step parent about 5 years ago. I found out with a phone call where my friend in her rational and calm voice said, &#8220;Ashley&#8217;s mom died.&#8221;  It was from a car accident.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve been through a lot; Our teenage years, her uncle&#8217;s death, her sister&#8217;s mental health, our problems, becoming a step parent and now this.<br \/>\nTHIS, THIS has changed her.  She called Ashley &#8216;her daughter&#8217;.  Ashley is now hers.  I feel REALLY sorry for Ashley because she&#8217;s not going to tippy toe around anyone about anything anymore.  Ruka has just taken the parental reins and I feel sorry for ANYONE who tells her how to raise her from this moment on. *shaking head*  Back away people, Ruka isn&#8217;t &#8216;step&#8217; anything&#8212;-anymore!<\/p>\n<p>But, just to make sure you all don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m TOO serious all the time, here is my HOLY;  (Yes, Joel&#8230;i&#8217;m a pagan and i&#8217;m going to hell&#8230;you can stop praying for my soul)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/176\/447860899_c112e5da69.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nThank you <a href=\"http:\/\/shellkbar.blogspot.com\/\"><strong>Shell<\/strong><\/a> for the Rosary!!<\/p>\n<p>Okay, <strong>DID YOU PLAY?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now, I want to tell you what I was going to do; I was going to take all the cameras in this house and take a picture of them, then I realized I already did that back in 2004. This was about the time I was begging for a new camera. Top Left is my first digital. Then the one right next to it was my second. The bohemith next to it is Shea&#8217;s camera and the one on the lower center is Shaun&#8217;s. Since then, I have gotten THESE: Kodak DX7630 (gave it to my mom, though) Kodak Z740 Nikon D70 Nikon D70s Alyx has gotten a Kodak, Marina has gotten a Kodak, Dan gave Kara his old Olympus. Kara and I have Polaroid cameras. When I tell people we have that many, I hear, &#8220;Holy&#8230;&#8221; or &#8220;Why?&#8221; Because it&#8217;s a sick, sick, addiction. I need help. I know. (I&#8217;m a fan of Kodak. You can throw them across a room and they keep on working&#8230;.except when they don&#8217;t.) BUT, that isn&#8217;t my HOLY though. My friend called me yesterday and in her rational, calm voice she said, &#8220;Ashley (her step daughter) was in an accident.&#8221; and today she sent me a picture of the car. The first words out of my mouth was, &#8220;HOLY SHIT!&#8221; Ruka became a full time step parent about 5 years ago. I found out with a phone call where my friend in her rational and calm voice said, &#8220;Ashley&#8217;s mom died.&#8221; It was from a car accident. We&#8217;ve been through a lot; Our teenage years, her uncle&#8217;s death, her sister&#8217;s mental health, our problems, becoming a step parent and now this. THIS, THIS has changed her. She called Ashley &#8216;her daughter&#8217;. Ashley is now hers. I feel REALLY sorry for Ashley because she&#8217;s not going to tippy toe around anyone about anything anymore. Ruka has just taken the parental reins and I feel sorry for ANYONE who tells her how to raise her from this moment on. *shaking head* Back away people, Ruka isn&#8217;t &#8216;step&#8217; anything&#8212;-anymore! But, just to make sure you all don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m TOO serious all the time, here is my HOLY; (Yes, Joel&#8230;i&#8217;m a pagan and i&#8217;m going to hell&#8230;you can stop praying for my soul) Thank you Shell for the Rosary!! Okay, DID YOU PLAY?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}