{"id":1353,"date":"2007-04-01T18:23:25","date_gmt":"2007-04-02T01:23:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1353"},"modified":"2007-10-25T09:55:05","modified_gmt":"2007-10-25T16:55:05","slug":"pornographic-messages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1353","title":{"rendered":"pornographic messages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone in the internets knows my phone number.  It&#8217;s on my <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hopephotographers.com\">work site.<\/a>  I&#8217;ve also given out my number to some of my blogger friends that will call me in a drunken mess and offer sexual favors (hi rsg!), during drunken blogger parties, and most recently ask for services of their own.<\/p>\n<p>Kami, left a nice little message on my machine.  You have to take a moment and think of Jim from Taxi when you read this, because I&#8217;m PRETTY sure Kami was stoned when she left message (or probably drunk, she&#8217;s such a lush):<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hello Hope Photographers&#8230;this is Kami.  *pause* I am calling because I want pictures of my boobs.  MY BOOBS. YES, my  boobs. Hi Boobs. *pause* Anyway, I live in Dallas. That&#8217;s in Texas. My boobs are in Texas. I want naked pictures of my boobs in Texas. *pause*  You live in California. My boobs are in Dallas. I can come to California maybe. My boobs and I will come to California. You shoot with NIiiiiiiiiiiikonnnnnnnnnn. My boobs. My boobs want to be naked and pictured.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, so this is Kami. I want pictures of my boobs. Bye. *pause* no flash.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I was CRACKING up when I heard this message. It was the &#8216;no flash&#8217; at the end that made me pee my pants.<\/p>\n<p>Who&#8217;s the luckiest drunken phone call receiver?   I AM!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone in the internets knows my phone number. It&#8217;s on my work site. I&#8217;ve also given out my number to some of my blogger friends that will call me in a drunken mess and offer sexual favors (hi rsg!), during drunken blogger parties, and most recently ask for services of their own. Kami, left a nice little message on my machine. You have to take a moment and think of Jim from Taxi when you read this, because I&#8217;m PRETTY sure Kami was stoned when she left message (or probably drunk, she&#8217;s such a lush): &#8220;Hello Hope Photographers&#8230;this is Kami. *pause* I am calling because I want pictures of my boobs. MY BOOBS. YES, my boobs. Hi Boobs. *pause* Anyway, I live in Dallas. That&#8217;s in Texas. My boobs are in Texas. I want naked pictures of my boobs in Texas. *pause* You live in California. My boobs are in Dallas. I can come to California maybe. My boobs and I will come to California. You shoot with NIiiiiiiiiiiikonnnnnnnnnn. My boobs. My boobs want to be naked and pictured. Okay, so this is Kami. I want pictures of my boobs. Bye. *pause* no flash.&#8221; I was CRACKING up when I heard this message. It was the &#8216;no flash&#8217; at the end that made me pee my pants. Who&#8217;s the luckiest drunken phone call receiver? I AM!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}