Why are you allowing me to sit here and do nothing?\u00a0 I have not showered. I have not paid my PG&E bill. I have not found my bedroom floor. I have not returned phone calls.<\/p>\n
I AM BLAMING ALL OF THIS ON YOU!<\/p>\n
No, it’s my fault. I realize this. I have Flickr on my desktop and I am addicted to it. I also have become more addicted to MySpace than I care to admit. (if you have tried to add me because you’re a genius and figured out how to find me –sidenote, it’s not difficult…it’s just randomandodd –end sidenote — and I didn’t add you it’s because I had no idea who you were, send me a message and let me know you’re my reader and I will add you)<\/p>\n
Okay, Okay, Okay…the real reason behind this post.\u00a0 My Site Tracker. FREAKING ME OUT.\u00a0 Stop it. You’re just screwing with me huh?
\nWho are the people that keep coming to my site via a yahoo or google search for randomandodd ?\u00a0 WHO? WHO ARE YOU?\u00a0 I mean, it’s not that difficult to remember my site name, if you can go to yahoo or google everyday to type it in there, just throw a dot com at the end and Whammo…here I am.\u00a0 Bookmark me?
\nThere is a reason behind going through yahoo to find me?
\nFUH-REAKING me out.<\/p>\n
And really, all you people really coming here?\u00a0 Do you not shower and pay bills either?<\/p>\n
I am not alone. I know I’m not.\u00a0 My bra is going on strike.\u00a0 Either I wash it or have it surgically attached to my body.
\nEither my feet are now becoming webbed or I have WAY TOO much lint caught between my toes because I HAVE NOT SHOWERED.<\/p>\n
Someone? Anyone? Can you Please just give me a reason to take a shower?\u00a0 I’m just going to get dirty again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Why are you allowing me to sit here and do nothing?\u00a0 I have not showered. I have not paid my PG&E bill. I have not found my bedroom floor. I have not returned phone calls. I AM BLAMING ALL OF THIS ON YOU! No, it’s my fault. I realize this. I have Flickr on my desktop and I am addicted to it. I also have become more addicted to MySpace than I care to admit. (if you have tried to add me because you’re a genius and figured out how to find me –sidenote, it’s not difficult…it’s just randomandodd –end sidenote — and I didn’t add you it’s because I had no idea who you were, send me a message and let me know you’re my reader and I will add you) Okay, Okay, Okay…the real reason behind this post.\u00a0 My Site Tracker. FREAKING ME OUT.\u00a0 Stop it. You’re just screwing with me huh? Who are the people that keep coming to my site via a yahoo or google search for randomandodd ?\u00a0 WHO? WHO ARE YOU?\u00a0 I mean, it’s not that difficult to remember my site name, if you can go to yahoo or google everyday to type it in there, just throw a dot com at the end and Whammo…here I am.\u00a0 Bookmark me? There is a reason behind going through yahoo to find me? FUH-REAKING me out. And really, all you people really coming here?\u00a0 Do you not shower and pay bills either? I am not alone. I know I’m not.\u00a0 My bra is going on strike.\u00a0 Either I wash it or have it surgically attached to my body. Either my feet are now becoming webbed or I have WAY TOO much lint caught between my toes because I HAVE NOT SHOWERED. Someone? Anyone? Can you Please just give me a reason to take a shower?\u00a0 I’m just going to get dirty again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1348\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}