{"id":1337,"date":"2007-03-19T16:06:15","date_gmt":"2007-03-19T23:06:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1337"},"modified":"2007-03-19T16:06:15","modified_gmt":"2007-03-19T23:06:15","slug":"ho-dup-iss-nowt-awergies-its-du-fru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1337","title":{"rendered":"Ho-Dup. Iss nowt awergies. It&#8217;s du fru."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/147\/422484498_5f7ebe863d.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>*Sniffle* nowp. Is not awergies. Issdafru.<\/p>\n<p>I downt hab a febber. but i gots all the udder stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Docker Shawn gots me some nyquil so i can sweep.\u00a0 I wayed tissue all ober the bed so i don&#8217;t snot on the pillows.<\/p>\n<p>*Snnnifff*<\/p>\n<p>I am so doped up. I am having hallucinations. i&#8217;m pwetty sure I can see the future.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m dehydrated, i think. my lips fell off. and my left, no right, no left eye is goin&#8217; to &#8216;splode.<\/p>\n<p>Oh dear. Gotta go.\u00a0 My toes are twinkling and it&#8217;s making my eyelids tired.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Sniffle* nowp. Is not awergies. Issdafru. I downt hab a febber. but i gots all the udder stuff. Docker Shawn gots me some nyquil so i can sweep.\u00a0 I wayed tissue all ober the bed so i don&#8217;t snot on the pillows. *Snnnifff* I am so doped up. I am having hallucinations. i&#8217;m pwetty sure I can see the future. I&#8217;m dehydrated, i think. my lips fell off. and my left, no right, no left eye is goin&#8217; to &#8216;splode. Oh dear. Gotta go.\u00a0 My toes are twinkling and it&#8217;s making my eyelids tired.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}