The American Idol guys truly suck this year.\u00a0 Why am I even watching it?\u00a0 The dude with the hair, does it not look like leeches attacked his forehead?\u00a0 Those are NOT eyebrows, it is ALL the hair I have lost in the last month.
\nI really don’t want to see him doing the hula either.
\nSimon, can you please just stand up, throw your arms up in the air and say, “YOU ALL SUCK! GO HOME!” ? Please?<\/p>\n
Tomorrow is the head doctor day.\u00a0 I call him the head doctor because I don’t feel like pulling up the correct spelling of a doctor that talks to you and tells you are crazy.\u00a0 Yeah, someone other than you guys get to listen to the stuff floating around in my head.<\/p>\n
OH.MY.GOD, that reminds me.\u00a0 I am officially freaked out by ANYONE driving a Dodge Ram truck! (Remember it was a Dodge Ram that blasted into the back of me and wrecked my van…and then drove off — I chased him, but didn’t catch him)\u00a0 Anyway, tonight I was driving home and this Dodge Ram truck with extremely bright lights came flying up on my ass and it scared me so bad that I pulled over and let him go around me.\u00a0 I guess this pissed him off because at the next stop light he put his truck into reverse while I was stopped behind him.\u00a0 FREAKED ME OUT. I slammed my car into reverse ready to react, but he put it into drive and pulled forward when the light turned green.
\nI then did some hoobie joobie voodoo on his ball sack.<\/p>\n
Oh yeah, I was telling you about the head doctor.\u00a0 That’s tomorrow. I think I am going to mention my fear of Dodge Rams and how I am going to start a campaign to get them taken off the road. OR, I am going to install missile launchers on the back of my mini-van and hook them up to my windshield wipers so whenever a Dodge Ram decides to fly up on me, I can shoot those bastards right off the road.\u00a0\u00a0 Anyone know where I can pick up some leftover missiles?<\/p>\n
Today was warm enough to grab the camera and head outside.\u00a0 I put on my cutsie capri pants and headed out.\u00a0 I noticed somewhere along the way I haven’t shaved my legs in about 4 months.\u00a0 Dear Lord, I couldn’t decide if I was going to braid it or shave it.\u00a0 It’s really amazing how long that hair can get.<\/p>\n
Did I mention that AMERICAN IDOL SUCKS this year? It sucks, sucks, sucks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The American Idol guys truly suck this year.\u00a0 Why am I even watching it?\u00a0 The dude with the hair, does it not look like leeches attacked his forehead?\u00a0 Those are NOT eyebrows, it is ALL the hair I have lost in the last month. I really don’t want to see him doing the hula either. Simon, can you please just stand up, throw your arms up in the air and say, “YOU ALL SUCK! GO HOME!” ? Please? Tomorrow is the head doctor day.\u00a0 I call him the head doctor because I don’t feel like pulling up the correct spelling of a doctor that talks to you and tells you are crazy.\u00a0 Yeah, someone other than you guys get to listen to the stuff floating around in my head. OH.MY.GOD, that reminds me.\u00a0 I am officially freaked out by ANYONE driving a Dodge Ram truck! (Remember it was a Dodge Ram that blasted into the back of me and wrecked my van…and then drove off — I chased him, but didn’t catch him)\u00a0 Anyway, tonight I was driving home and this Dodge Ram truck with extremely bright lights came flying up on my ass and it scared me so bad that I pulled over and let him go around me.\u00a0 I guess this pissed him off because at the next stop light he put his truck into reverse while I was stopped behind him.\u00a0 FREAKED ME OUT. I slammed my car into reverse ready to react, but he put it into drive and pulled forward when the light turned green. I then did some hoobie joobie voodoo on his ball sack. Oh yeah, I was telling you about the head doctor.\u00a0 That’s tomorrow. I think I am going to mention my fear of Dodge Rams and how I am going to start a campaign to get them taken off the road. OR, I am going to install missile launchers on the back of my mini-van and hook them up to my windshield wipers so whenever a Dodge Ram decides to fly up on me, I can shoot those bastards right off the road.\u00a0\u00a0 Anyone know where I can pick up some leftover missiles? Today was warm enough to grab the camera and head outside.\u00a0 I put on my cutsie capri pants and headed out.\u00a0 I noticed somewhere along the way I haven’t shaved my legs in about 4 months.\u00a0 Dear Lord, I couldn’t decide if I was going to braid it or shave it.\u00a0 It’s really amazing how long that hair can get. Did I mention that AMERICAN IDOL SUCKS this year? It sucks, sucks, sucks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1323"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2602,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323\/revisions\/2602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}