{"id":1314,"date":"2007-02-25T16:48:48","date_gmt":"2007-02-25T23:48:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1314"},"modified":"2007-02-25T16:48:48","modified_gmt":"2007-02-25T23:48:48","slug":"the-md-websites-say-its-because-of-stress-whatever-god-just-hates-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1314","title":{"rendered":"the MD websites say it&#8217;s because of stress. Whatever. God just hates me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday my left eyelid started twitching. It wasn&#8217;t the cute, &#8216;Whoa, my eyelid just twitch for a second!&#8221; it was the, &#8220;DEAR LORD STOP&#8221; variety of eye twitching.<\/p>\n<p>My eye has been twitching non-stop.\u00a0 When it stops twitching for a few minutes it aches from all the twitching it was doing and I feel like I have the evil eye arch.\u00a0 Just when I think it&#8217;s gone&#8230;TWITCH.<\/p>\n<p>There is something strange that happens when you have a twitch.\u00a0 You have to show everyone to confirm the twitch exists.\u00a0 I keep throwing my face into Shaun&#8217;s; &#8220;SEE IT? DO YOU SEE IT TWITCHING?&#8221;\u00a0 he starts giggling at me, which makes me frown and that sends the twitching deeper into my brain.<br \/>\nTyler came into the bedroom to lay on the bed to watch TV and my eye started a full fledged twitching party.<br \/>\n&#8220;TYLER! LOOK! CAN YOU SEE MY TWITCH? OH MY GOD! see it? You do huh? You see the twitch-twitchity twitch thing right? see it?&#8221;\u00a0 Of course, he giggled at me. No sympathy for the eye twitching.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been 24 solid hours of twitching (I checked the videotapes, I was twitching while I slept too) and my eyelid hurts like hell.<\/p>\n<p>Shaun said it looks like my eyebrow has bass.<\/p>\n<p>Any closet eyelid twitchers out there?\u00a0 How do you get it to go away!?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday my left eyelid started twitching. It wasn&#8217;t the cute, &#8216;Whoa, my eyelid just twitch for a second!&#8221; it was the, &#8220;DEAR LORD STOP&#8221; variety of eye twitching. My eye has been twitching non-stop.\u00a0 When it stops twitching for a few minutes it aches from all the twitching it was doing and I feel like I have the evil eye arch.\u00a0 Just when I think it&#8217;s gone&#8230;TWITCH. There is something strange that happens when you have a twitch.\u00a0 You have to show everyone to confirm the twitch exists.\u00a0 I keep throwing my face into Shaun&#8217;s; &#8220;SEE IT? DO YOU SEE IT TWITCHING?&#8221;\u00a0 he starts giggling at me, which makes me frown and that sends the twitching deeper into my brain. Tyler came into the bedroom to lay on the bed to watch TV and my eye started a full fledged twitching party. &#8220;TYLER! LOOK! CAN YOU SEE MY TWITCH? OH MY GOD! see it? You do huh? You see the twitch-twitchity twitch thing right? see it?&#8221;\u00a0 Of course, he giggled at me. No sympathy for the eye twitching. It&#8217;s been 24 solid hours of twitching (I checked the videotapes, I was twitching while I slept too) and my eyelid hurts like hell. Shaun said it looks like my eyebrow has bass. Any closet eyelid twitchers out there?\u00a0 How do you get it to go away!?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}