This day is a sucky ass commercialized day…but if you don’t have a Valentine, I have a special place in my blog heart for you; so just say the word and I will send you strippers dripping in chocolate.\u00a0 Or just virtual chocolate. If you’re lactose intolerant I’ll just send you flowers. If you have allergies, then I will have to send jewelery.\u00a0 If you have metal allergies…well, you’re life pretty much sucks and I will just have to send you a Valentine’s Day hug…or strippers.<\/p>\n
And how much would it suck to start your period on Valentine’s day?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This day is a sucky ass commercialized day…but if you don’t have a Valentine, I have a special place in my blog heart for you; so just say the word and I will send you strippers dripping in chocolate.\u00a0 Or just virtual chocolate. If you’re lactose intolerant I’ll just send you flowers. If you have allergies, then I will have to send jewelery.\u00a0 If you have metal allergies…well, you’re life pretty much sucks and I will just have to send you a Valentine’s Day hug…or strippers. And how much would it suck to start your period on Valentine’s day?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1299\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}