{"id":1298,"date":"2007-02-12T17:53:28","date_gmt":"2007-02-13T00:53:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1298"},"modified":"2007-02-12T17:53:28","modified_gmt":"2007-02-13T00:53:28","slug":"im-a-wee-tawd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1298","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a Wee-Tawd."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/163\/373970703_686e7ff190.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I have thee worst luck with glasses. I&#8217;m the last person that will spend more than 10 dollars for a pair because I lose them.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve lost 3 pairs of prescription glasses in the past 10 years.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know if this is common, but to me it just sounds stupid. Why spend SO much money on glasses that you KNOW you&#8217;re going to lose?<\/p>\n<p>When Tabitha moved in she brought a pair of &#8216;back up glasses&#8217; because the bastards that <a href=\"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1248\">robbed<\/a> her, also broke her glasses, knocking a lens out and under the car. \u00a0 She MUST have her glasses because without them she can&#8217;t see at all.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t have that problem, I wear glasses because I see better with them on.<br \/>\nBecause I had to make Tabitha an appointment to get new glasses, I figured I would make an appointment for myself.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m now a &#8216;glasses&#8217; wearer.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Cita and I went out the other night and I was SO impressed with the fact that I made it from the car to the place without getting a single drop of rain on my glasses.\u00a0 When it comes to care of glasses, I&#8217;m not exactly the example you should follow. I usually take the glasses off and rub them on my shirt to remove smudges or rain drops.<br \/>\nI also toss them in my purse when I loose the eyeglass case holder after 1 week of owning one.\u00a0 This is exactly what I did once I got in the place. I took off the glasses and tossed them in my purse. I did check on them a few times during the night to make sure they didn&#8217;t fall out.<\/p>\n<p>At the end of the night, I pulled out my glasses and manged to make it all the way out to the car without getting a single drop of rain on them. SCORE!<\/p>\n<p>When I got home, I took off the glasses and was shocked, &#8220;Oh My God, I lost a lens out of my glasses!&#8221; I am thinking I am a dumbass for just putting them in my purse and not taking better care of them.<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh My God. I lost BOTH lenses!&#8221;\u00a0 I am putting my fingers through the holes that once housed two perfectly good lens.<\/p>\n<p>That when I saw the inside of the glasses, it had a very cool design on them.\u00a0 &#8220;Hmm. I don&#8217;t remember that design being there before.&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0 And then it hits me AND Shaun.\u00a0 He asked me, &#8220;You are NOT wearing Tabitha&#8217;s glasses are you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I had picked up Tabitha&#8217;s broken glasses and wore them all night not knowing the difference between MY glasses and a pair without lenses in them.<\/p>\n<p>No one in this house is letting me live that one down either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have thee worst luck with glasses. I&#8217;m the last person that will spend more than 10 dollars for a pair because I lose them. I&#8217;ve lost 3 pairs of prescription glasses in the past 10 years.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know if this is common, but to me it just sounds stupid. Why spend SO much money on glasses that you KNOW you&#8217;re going to lose? When Tabitha moved in she brought a pair of &#8216;back up glasses&#8217; because the bastards that robbed her, also broke her glasses, knocking a lens out and under the car. \u00a0 She MUST have her glasses because without them she can&#8217;t see at all.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t have that problem, I wear glasses because I see better with them on. Because I had to make Tabitha an appointment to get new glasses, I figured I would make an appointment for myself. I&#8217;m now a &#8216;glasses&#8217; wearer. &#8216;Cita and I went out the other night and I was SO impressed with the fact that I made it from the car to the place without getting a single drop of rain on my glasses.\u00a0 When it comes to care of glasses, I&#8217;m not exactly the example you should follow. I usually take the glasses off and rub them on my shirt to remove smudges or rain drops. I also toss them in my purse when I loose the eyeglass case holder after 1 week of owning one.\u00a0 This is exactly what I did once I got in the place. I took off the glasses and tossed them in my purse. I did check on them a few times during the night to make sure they didn&#8217;t fall out. At the end of the night, I pulled out my glasses and manged to make it all the way out to the car without getting a single drop of rain on them. SCORE! When I got home, I took off the glasses and was shocked, &#8220;Oh My God, I lost a lens out of my glasses!&#8221; I am thinking I am a dumbass for just putting them in my purse and not taking better care of them. &#8220;Oh My God. I lost BOTH lenses!&#8221;\u00a0 I am putting my fingers through the holes that once housed two perfectly good lens. That when I saw the inside of the glasses, it had a very cool design on them.\u00a0 &#8220;Hmm. I don&#8217;t remember that design being there before.&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0 And then it hits me AND Shaun.\u00a0 He asked me, &#8220;You are NOT wearing Tabitha&#8217;s glasses are you?&#8221; I had picked up Tabitha&#8217;s broken glasses and wore them all night not knowing the difference between MY glasses and a pair without lenses in them. No one in this house is letting me live that one down either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}