{"id":1295,"date":"2007-02-08T14:58:18","date_gmt":"2007-02-08T21:58:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1295"},"modified":"2007-02-08T14:58:18","modified_gmt":"2007-02-08T21:58:18","slug":"holy-shit-and-so-forth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1295","title":{"rendered":"Holy Shit and so forth!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anna Nicole Smith died.<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/dallasks.blogspot.com\/\"><strong>Kami<\/strong><\/a> broke the news to me over Yahoo Messenger and it went something like this:<\/p>\n<p>Kami: Anna Nicole Smith died.<br \/>\nMe: No!<br \/>\nKami: Yes!<br \/>\nMe: NO!<br \/>\nKami: YES!<br \/>\nMe: NO FUCKING WAY!<br \/>\nKami: WAY!<\/p>\n<p>After 2 hours of the same conversation over and over again she reminded me that I didn&#8217;t have anything up for SPF:<\/p>\n<p>Sooo,<\/p>\n<p><strong>SOMETHING RED<\/p>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Please leave a comment for upcoming weeks of SPF suggestions.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you Kami for this weeks suggestion. If anyone is interested my Yahoo IM is Kristine_Seguin and if you have Yahoo, add me to your friends list.\u00a0 Just let me know you&#8217;re a reader of R&#038;O when you IM me. I keep getting men from other countries trying to get me to marry them for a green card.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anna Nicole Smith died. Kami broke the news to me over Yahoo Messenger and it went something like this: Kami: Anna Nicole Smith died. Me: No! Kami: Yes! Me: NO! Kami: YES! Me: NO FUCKING WAY! Kami: WAY! After 2 hours of the same conversation over and over again she reminded me that I didn&#8217;t have anything up for SPF: Sooo, SOMETHING RED Please leave a comment for upcoming weeks of SPF suggestions. Thank you Kami for this weeks suggestion. If anyone is interested my Yahoo IM is Kristine_Seguin and if you have Yahoo, add me to your friends list.\u00a0 Just let me know you&#8217;re a reader of R&#038;O when you IM me. I keep getting men from other countries trying to get me to marry them for a green card.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}