{"id":1285,"date":"2007-01-28T12:30:28","date_gmt":"2007-01-28T19:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1285"},"modified":"2007-01-28T12:30:28","modified_gmt":"2007-01-28T19:30:28","slug":"wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1285","title":{"rendered":"WTF?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not saying my head is completely pulled out of my ass, but I just realized some shit;<\/p>\n<p>Where the hell is Closet Metro &#8211; Dave?<\/p>\n<p>and uh&#8230;how many of my damn links on the side don&#8217;t work anymore?<\/p>\n<p>Where..what..whoo&#8230;.Yeah, I&#8217;ve been in a coma for a long time and I am trying to get my crap together, STARTING with Dave.<br \/>\nAnyone know where he went?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not saying my head is completely pulled out of my ass, but I just realized some shit; Where the hell is Closet Metro &#8211; Dave? and uh&#8230;how many of my damn links on the side don&#8217;t work anymore? Where..what..whoo&#8230;.Yeah, I&#8217;ve been in a coma for a long time and I am trying to get my crap together, STARTING with Dave. Anyone know where he went?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}