“Hello, this is the school nurse and I need to know if you have her shot records because she is missing her last set.”
\n“uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….yeah……Her next appointment is February 6th….you’re welcome. Yes, I will bring them in on February 6th.”<\/p>\n
Shea face is white as a ghost.\u00a0 “mom. no!”<\/p>\n
“Yes, you have your next shots coming up.”<\/p>\n
She is now doing this dramatic neck grabbing and whining, “nooooooooooooo!!”<\/p>\n
I have NO tolerance for it so I stop it before it gets to be too much. “Shut up Shea, you have to get shots, deal with it.”<\/p>\n
“But Mooooooooooooooooommmmmm, why do they have to shoot me in the neck?”<\/p>\n
“What? The shots they give you are in the arm, not your neck.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, but you said, your Neck Shots were on February 6th.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“Hello, this is the school nurse and I need to know if you have her shot records because she is missing her last set.” “uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….yeah……Her next appointment is February 6th….you’re welcome. Yes, I will bring them in on February 6th.” Shea face is white as a ghost.\u00a0 “mom. no!” “Yes, you have your next shots coming up.” She is now doing this dramatic neck grabbing and whining, “nooooooooooooo!!” I have NO tolerance for it so I stop it before it gets to be too much. “Shut up Shea, you have to get shots, deal with it.” “But Mooooooooooooooooommmmmm, why do they have to shoot me in the neck?” “What? The shots they give you are in the arm, not your neck.” “Oh, but you said, your Neck Shots were on February 6th.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1280"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1280\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}