{"id":1277,"date":"2007-01-19T09:34:56","date_gmt":"2007-01-19T16:34:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1277"},"modified":"2007-01-19T09:34:57","modified_gmt":"2007-01-19T16:34:57","slug":"im-tivoing-life-right-now-so-i-can-fast-forward-through-the-shitty-parts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1277","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Tivoing life right now so I can fast forward through the shitty parts."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/123\/362218397_74b784e401.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Note how the PAUSE button is in focus?  Yeah. Pause. That&#8217;s a bad ass word.  &#8220;I&#8217;m just Paused right now&#8221;.  Pause is going to be the new IT word.<\/p>\n<p>Who knows what would happen if we all just paused for a moment to be quiet and enjoy the time of peace.  Yeah, I know.  Someone would fart and we would all be giggling and blaming someone else.<\/p>\n<p>Well, if you happen to PAUSE for a second today; Go say Hi to <a href=\"http:\/\/uhohnowlook.blogspot.com\/\">Susie<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Happy First SPF of 2007  (and Thanks The Kept Woman for keeping him going for us while I was being an airhead&#8230;you are the  now the official Godmother of SPF and lifetime baby sitter when I feel the need to just crawl beneath the covers and wail and try to eat the pillow)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note how the PAUSE button is in focus? Yeah. Pause. That&#8217;s a bad ass word. &#8220;I&#8217;m just Paused right now&#8221;. Pause is going to be the new IT word. Who knows what would happen if we all just paused for a moment to be quiet and enjoy the time of peace. Yeah, I know. Someone would fart and we would all be giggling and blaming someone else. Well, if you happen to PAUSE for a second today; Go say Hi to Susie. Happy First SPF of 2007 (and Thanks The Kept Woman for keeping him going for us while I was being an airhead&#8230;you are the now the official Godmother of SPF and lifetime baby sitter when I feel the need to just crawl beneath the covers and wail and try to eat the pillow)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}