{"id":1273,"date":"2007-01-12T22:22:33","date_gmt":"2007-01-13T05:22:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1273"},"modified":"2007-01-12T22:22:33","modified_gmt":"2007-01-13T05:22:33","slug":"r-o","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1273","title":{"rendered":"R & O"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Hi honey.\u00a0 Happy Halfaversary!”<\/p>\n

“Huh?”<\/p>\n

“We’ve been married a half a year today.”<\/p>\n

“Huh?”<\/p>\n

“Here.”\u00a0 Shaun hands me a card. No retract that, HALF of a card.\u00a0 I open up half the envelope and take out the half of a card where he tells me he loves me.<\/p>\n

“You are so cute.\u00a0 What other guy would think to give a ‘halfaversary’ card?”<\/p>\n

“Well, I bet they would be a big hit if they were easier to find!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Hi honey.\u00a0 Happy Halfaversary!” “Huh?” “We’ve been married a half a year today.” “Huh?” “Here.”\u00a0 Shaun hands me a card. No retract that, HALF of a card.\u00a0 I open up half the envelope and take out the half of a card where he tells me he loves me. “You are so cute.\u00a0 What other guy would think to give a ‘halfaversary’ card?” “Well, I bet they would be a big hit if they were easier to find!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}