{"id":127,"date":"2005-02-23T18:15:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-24T01:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=127"},"modified":"2006-04-03T18:17:48","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T01:17:48","slug":"who-names-a-van-morrison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=127","title":{"rendered":"Who names a van Morrison?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/5327701\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos5.flickr.com\/5327701_dfc8d7b791_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/5327701\/\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Say hello to our newest family member, Morrison.<\/p>\n<p>It was time to be all growed up and buy my very own first car. I had hoped my first car would have been something like Eleanor from &#8220;Gone in 60 Seconds&#8221;, but being the parent and step parent of 5 kids, I had to just bite the bullet and buy the van.<\/p>\n<p>This means I won&#8217;t be getting that Digital Rebel. This also means I won&#8217;t be eating until the end of time.<\/p>\n<p>But my kids won&#8217;t have to be split into two car everytime we want to go somewhere.<\/p>\n<p>Shaun named it Morrison. He kicked around the idea of Halen, but Morrison stuck.<\/p>\n<p>Tyler said, &#8220;Who names a van Morrison?&#8221;<br \/>\nI looked at him thinking he would get it. He didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m SO OLD&#8230;and I drive a mini van! *<\/p>\n<p>I saw this sign driving the new van on the way home.  You think he&#8217;ll live past the first week?<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/5340708\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"313\" height=\"232\" alt=\"churchsign\" src=\"http:\/\/photos4.flickr.com\/5340708_cc1f45d69f.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>*the old comment comes from the &#8216;van morrison&#8217; comment&#8230;not because i&#8217;m driving a mini van. If I were old, I would be driving a Jeep Grand Cherokee. this comment is for my sister who won&#8217;t be able to read this comment because the print is too small.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Say hello to our newest family member, Morrison. It was time to be all growed up and buy my very own first car. I had hoped my first car would have been something like Eleanor from &#8220;Gone in 60 Seconds&#8221;, but being the parent and step parent of 5 kids, I had to just bite the bullet and buy the van. This means I won&#8217;t be getting that Digital Rebel. This also means I won&#8217;t be eating until the end of time. But my kids won&#8217;t have to be split into two car everytime we want to go somewhere. Shaun named it Morrison. He kicked around the idea of Halen, but Morrison stuck. Tyler said, &#8220;Who names a van Morrison?&#8221; I looked at him thinking he would get it. He didn&#8217;t. I&#8217;m SO OLD&#8230;and I drive a mini van! * I saw this sign driving the new van on the way home. You think he&#8217;ll live past the first week? *the old comment comes from the &#8216;van morrison&#8217; comment&#8230;not because i&#8217;m driving a mini van. If I were old, I would be driving a Jeep Grand Cherokee. this comment is for my sister who won&#8217;t be able to read this comment because the print is too small.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}