{"id":1261,"date":"2006-12-22T11:49:11","date_gmt":"2006-12-22T18:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1261"},"modified":"2006-12-22T11:49:11","modified_gmt":"2006-12-22T18:49:11","slug":"holy-shit-sherlock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1261","title":{"rendered":"HOLY SHIT SHERLOCK!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/146\/330239986_db88923cb6.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nDIAMOND EARRINGS!\u00a0 a halfa carat each!\u00a0 I am afraid to wear them and have them fall off or make my earlobes drag down to the floor!\u00a0 I feel all fancy though.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know how he kept them without telling me. Whenever\u00a0 I have a surprise for someone I walk on my tip toes and talk in a high voice.<\/p>\n<p>:)\u00a0 Thanks honey!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DIAMOND EARRINGS!\u00a0 a halfa carat each!\u00a0 I am afraid to wear them and have them fall off or make my earlobes drag down to the floor!\u00a0 I feel all fancy though. I don&#8217;t know how he kept them without telling me. Whenever\u00a0 I have a surprise for someone I walk on my tip toes and talk in a high voice. :)\u00a0 Thanks honey!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}